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\[DUMBASS]/

@ dumbass @aussie.zone

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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.

The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

Aka @dumbass@leminal.space

  • Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'

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  • Make it an Alec Baldwin production.

  • I got a promotion!

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  • He might think that, but this gives me the ear of his boss and I'm in a singing mood. He's then most incompetent manager I've ever worked for and I've been working retail for 20 years and I've worked with some dumb motherfuckers.

  • Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'

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  • He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

  • bro looks like that blue dude

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  • I'm blue

    Can't believe I've been fired

  • I got a promotion!

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  • Huh, that's twice today someone evil has said something nice to me! The first being the boss giving me the promotion.

  • I got a promotion!

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  • Cheers! Ohh yeah I will, but I've been stressing out about this department for months, at least I'll be able to fix the glaringly obvious issues.

  • I got a promotion!

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  • Yeah it's not like me to do that, but I've been actively trying to get better at advocating for myself, I'm quite proud of myself tbh, I did an adult thing and I didn't get into a fight while doing it.

  • I got a promotion!

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  • You're pretty spot on lol

  • I got a promotion!

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  • A whole bunch of shit, but mainly I have to get my teams morale up, our store manager is a soulless ghoul, they type of person to tell a person who's daughter tried to hang her self " you shoulda just given her the rope", so I need to be the bridge between them so he leaves them the fuck alone. Pretty much undo evey single desicnion he's made that made our jobs harder or was just absolutely stupid, so pretty much everything.

  • [STILL ALIVE] "I'm pleased to see you, Captain." - Spock [a little embarrassed]

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  • Woooooo! I have effected change!

  • Peter Thiel: strict AI regulation will summon the Antichrist

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  • The Antichrist is coming to take my free money! - Peter Theil (Obvious demon)

  • [STILL ALIVE] "I'm pleased to see you, Captain." - Spock [a little embarrassed]

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  • There should be a rule for posting [Not Dead] before posting news like that.

  • Anti-LGBTQ+ activist undresses in board meeting to show how trans kids make people uncomfortable - LGBTQ Nation

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  • These people think about people having sex with children too much.

  • Assistant teacher arrested for allegedly stinking up his school with fart spray

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  • He looks exactly like a guy who would buy, use and think fart spray is hilarious.

  • Convergent Evolution

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  • It's Australia's national hair style. We've been rocking the mullet for decades.

  • Convergent Evolution

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  • I always thought the Romulans would have looked great with a decent mullet.

  • Trimming the fat

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  • It kinda reads like a shitty French accent speaking English.

  • Where'd all the straight-edge people go?

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  • To quote NOFX:

    It's not the right time to be sober, now the idiots have taken over.

  • Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared

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  • You dropped this.