Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I'm as cis as they come, and I've always been absolutely average. Wait that's not a counterpoint at all
I buy PROTEIN-packed twinkies to grow humongous MUSCLES so my mom knows that I have SEX with many ladies and I want everyone to rest assured that I am a big HETEROSEXUAL man in my Thunderfalconcougarbird
Good thing we're not using any of these useless mathematics anywhere then! I'd hate to learn there are mathematics in my computer, my Internet or my lemmy!
'Football' comes from the English words 'foot' and 'ball' which mean approximately 'foot' and 'ball' respectively. So you could translate 'football' to something like 'ball's foot', 'ball of the foot' or even 'football'
ETA: sorry to the above commenter, I didn't mean to appear aggressive but the downvotes seem to agree I have been excessive. Sorry, it was only a shitpost
3 months later: "Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females."
Ooooooh it's you again, you little shit of a pseudo-scientific dog. I swear I will devote all of my energy to your demise, you utter buffoon. Lose the glasses and show us your real face, the face of a complete moron who can't possibly find the current date on a table calendar. I hate you with a passion, you make a parody of proper scientists. Are you a complete cretin or are you just dishonest? In any case, lose the pretence and find a job that suits you somewhere else, like being dead.
A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of reasonable room temperature. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Putin, Merz and Macron, French Radicals and German police-spies.
That's not very sus? Well I disagree, and BTW I saw you in the engine room, what were you doing? Maybe you're the one with impostor syndrome