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  • Now that's some sex talk

  • $3.99 shipping??? I was going to buy it but fuck that.

  • Ooooooh it's you again, you little shit of a pseudo-scientific dog. I swear I will devote all of my energy to your demise, you utter buffoon. Lose the glasses and show us your real face, the face of a complete moron who can't possibly find the current date on a table calendar. I hate you with a passion, you make a parody of proper scientists. Are you a complete cretin or are you just dishonest? In any case, lose the pretence and find a job that suits you somewhere else, like being dead.

  • It's actually

    Causation causes correlation

  • A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of reasonable room temperature. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Putin, Merz and Macron, French Radicals and German police-spies.

  • What is your gun for? Shoot the girl already, she's clearly up to various mischievous shenanigans

  • Yeah but public schools are notorious for being insanely rich!

  • Yeah, chonk. That's what I said

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  • Humanologist here. This is actually a common confusion, you also have to take into account the colour of the hair on their head to differentiate them. To help, you can recite:

    black on white, go and bite

    yellow on white, go and bite

    black on black, bite and whack

    Mmmh now that I think of it, the identification stage might not be that useful

  • I'm in!

    No actually I'm out.

    Strike that. I'm in. Definitely.

  • Hey dude, you know you had two goats? Well, I took one

    Whatever I still have one goat left


    Hey dude, you know you had one single goat? Well, I took it

    Wtf, that doesn't make sense


    👆 real dialogues recorded by actual ancient Greeks

  • Plot twist: the person talking in the first panel is the Linux booth owner

  • Something good happens to me -> wait a minute, this is a trap!

    Something bad happens to me -> all according to plan

    Words to live by.

  • What the hell is a hobbit now?

  • Damn, I kinda want to invade and colonise India now, repress freedom movements and cause famines 🤔

    In order to enjoy my chicken, a noble cause

  • I've been living in 5 different countries and I still have to find one place where doing your taxes is not an absolute nightmare.

    They all have been slightly different nightmares, I will concede that point.

  • I thought it was "let's invade Europe with our glorious hordes! Our empire will stretch from the steppes to the ocean!" but my Hungarian is a bit rusty

  • In my (personal) experience, mathematicians have absolutely no difficulty to let their colleagues know when they don't understand a concept. It seems quite normal to reach your max level of abstraction in the field.

    In physics, it can be seen as a weakness sometimes. And some people will pretend they always understand everything.

    Not always true of course.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Mathematics conferences are a huge ego boost

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Greatest mathematician of the 20th century, a genius, we still have to fully understand what he brought to the field