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doug

@ doug @lemmy.today

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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • It's already getting tiring

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  • I miss Alfred too 😔

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  • After those ten seconds you’ll see a skip button, please click it so I can execute you.

  • Should pogs make a comeback?

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  • This is something someone who just found their old Pog collection would ask.

  • My, my, would you look at the time

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  • The first one just isn’t that good imo. It’s mostly a vibes movie. Also the story with the snake death is just cruel.

    IMO 3 and 6 are the best (and 6 inspired Scream!).

    There’s a decent fan installment Never Hike Alone, but F13 always felt like the mean, no-empathy response to (and blatant/admitted rip off of) Halloween.

    …but I’m a sucker for movies with an unstoppable killing machine stalking protagonists so I’ll watch whatever tripe anyone puts out. If you’re less picky than me and haven’t seen any of ‘em, those are my 2 cents.

  • Wannabe President ICE Barbie’s Fake ‘Cabinet’ Meetings Exposed

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  • They’re not fake, it’s a real dollhouse

  • Trump promised RFK Jr. would ‘restore faith in American health care.’ A year in, trust has plummeted | CNN

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  • I’m below 45 but I’m gonna try and talk my doctor into letting me get a test early for no reason other than my being paranoid. I’ve had a few hemorrhoids and my bowels smell odder than usual despite following the same diet, so I just wanna see what my options are.

  • Trump promised RFK Jr. would ‘restore faith in American health care.’ A year in, trust has plummeted | CNN

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  • I’ve been rewatching Futurama for background noise while cooking and RFK absolutely feels 1:1 like he’s got a brain slug with the advice he’s been dispensing.

  • Ever

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  • You respond to my being vulnerable with pedantry?

  • BREAKING: Redacted Epstein Names Revealed on House Floor Just Now

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  • “The wheels of justice turn slow.”

    Well the wheels of fascism turn fast and this isn’t exactly a tortoise and hare situation.

  • What online sidehustles can i do as someones who stuck at home alot?

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  • Thanks for the encouragement.

    Right now I’m trying to make an online shop for a friend’s hobby, and did some web stuff when I was a teen, but I always get hung up on php/mysql stuff.

    It doesn’t help I’m a minimalist cheapskate and am trying to use the bare minimum to set her up (namely nearlyfreespeech hosting— which doesn’t hold your hand; and drupal). I’ll get far enough and hit a roadblock, step away, then come back and forget where I was and just start over.

  • Poor Lt. Torres thawed, but was never seen again... must've had cold feet

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  • Arms open— rigor mortis won’t let us close them.

  • What online sidehustles can i do as someones who stuck at home alot?

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  • my attention span can never do these.

    someone has to near-literally force my hand into learning anything for me to do so, and even then I’ll get put on academic probation from a for-profit now-defunct arts college.

  • Super Bowl Ad for Ring Cameras Touted AI Surveillance Network

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  • Iirc Ring cameras opt you into sharing your feed with the cops. Lotta reasons not to use ‘em.

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    XXX

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  • Other things that would work for me:

    • take drum lessons
    • any metroidvania game
    • take an art history class

  • In your opinion, what is the most convenient Lemmy web interface on a phone?

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  • It’s 1:1.

  • Amazon misses 4Q profit estimates despite better-than expected growth in cloud computing business

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  • So backing this fascist regime isn’t helping their business?

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  • In fact the raw milk just entices leopards to eat it faster.

  • Sweet dreams are over; time for sweet memes instead

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  • Memes make the world go ‘round. The language of the web.

    How is babby formed? All your base are belong to us. Do you have stairs in your house? The whistle goes woo woo. Foot doctor.

    …the bacon narwhals at midnight.

  • Senate GOP Plans to Give ICE $10 Billion More as Masked Agents 'Murder People in Broad Daylight'

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  • I can’t “live with it” if I’m getting shot you fuck— he picked those words precisely to make that tease.