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@ doug @lemmy.today

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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • ‘His brain is broken’: Critics torch ‘unstable’ Trump after wild social media meltdown

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  • not yet?

  • Insomnia [OC]

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  • I legit enjoy getting scared so much that the few times I’ve experienced sleep paralysis I’m like “oh boy! it’s happening!” —but apparently that is exactly how you end a sleep paralysis episode is to just know that it is one/knowing it’s one helps relax you back into sleep.

    Really bums me out.

  • The Secret of Youth

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  • This having negative votes adds to the joke.

    I thought it was funny. Absurdism humor is hard to do.

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    Falling out of Fashion

  • feed me now

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  • Ah snap thanks for the reminder.

    I know it’s all automated these days, but the mental prep isn’t.

  • Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate

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  • I hope these three journalists have appropriate security for following these threads.

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    Oracle Layoffs: Tech giant to slash 30,000 jobs as banks pull out from financing AI data centres | Company Business News

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  • Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.

  • Mango doing a sploot

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  • What an interesting carpet pattern. I almost thought they were on a beach.

  • Sustenance [OC]

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  • nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes

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    Sustenance

  • Colorado Governor Signals He’ll Commute Sentence of Election Denier

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  • As the saying goes, “the wheels of justice turn slow— when moving forward. they go much faster in reverse.”

  • Dad!

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  • I remember hearing a dunk on vegans a while back that went “how do you know someone’s vegan? they’ll tell you.”

    but in my experience it’s more like “how do you know someone hates vegans? they’ll tell you.”

  • And I like it

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  • I’m willing to forgive them, but take my forgiveness with the grain of salt that is my clown fetish.

  • Cough Cough [OC]

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  • Given my lack of self control with sugar and sodium, I’d probably OD on propofol if I had unchecked access to it. I can sleep for eight hours without any noisy neighbor or birds waking me up? What’s the catch?? Except the OD part of course.

  • Cough Cough [OC]

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  • Yeah I should’ve hyphenated cream-filled to maybe break up that consistent gap.

    I would literally doodle these on a notepad, take a photo with my phone, jack up the contrast, then put the text in using my handwriting as a font; all in ~10 minutes with barely any QA. I’ve been meaning to remake/re-draw them, but I know myself and the more work I put into it the less I’d enjoy it.

  • Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS

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  • “no sloppy Windows, guys— I mean it.”“LET’S SLOP IT UP!”

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    Here we go again

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  • My retirement plan likely involves explosives and a penthouse or penthouse-equivalent that may or may not be occupied by the richest, douchiest person I can successfully stalk.

    My inevitable colon cancer diagnosis is the go signal.

    /s tag for when this comment comes up as “exhibit a”

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    Cough Cough

  • It's been happening all day!

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  • unbelievable

    …that the cops would show up that fast

  • Red state GOP pushes abortion ban with possible death penalty: 'God demands equal justice'

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  • I hate this place.

  • Deepthroat

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  • It’s me. I’m the artist. I don’t sign my work.

    I’ll put OC in title next time?

  • Deepthroat

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    Deepthroat

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    Sick

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    House Hunting

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    It's a serious problem

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    Another Timeline

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    Cover Me

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    Lit

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    Pun-chline

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    gronk mean

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    Response Times

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    Loggers

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    Portion

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    Coffee Fix

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    Pick a Card

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    Mastery