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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • Don’t be fooled: if RAM had the chance it would kill everyone and everything you’ve ever loved.

  • ok fuckhead, but make it include all gender-affirming care for everyone, trans or not.

    no boner pills, no hair transplants, no leg-lengthening, no plastic surgery to change your appearance. be hypocritical more you rat fuck.

  • My criticism fucking sucks.

    Destructive destructive criticism.

  • Alcohol

    iirc it’s a confirmed, 100% proven carcinogen and is a poison with zero net benefits.

  • Your dynamite is not placed in the correct areas for optimal destruction and would be better located on the support beams.

  • “that book borrowed five bucks from me and it never paid me back!”

  • Worse in that I don’t have a house and probably never will.

    Better in that I know more about how to treat my physical and mental health than they ever knew about theirs.

    Worse in that I don’t have as much money as they had at my age.

    Better in that I don’t need to worry about leaving money to anyone.

  • Well I accuse Trump of being a pathetic piece of shit.

  • Three baps of the paw should do it.

  • Fandom would have those old moving pop up windows if they could/were still a thing.

  • X-Files

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  • “Except for your desire to be abducted by aliens. That’s a direct result, probably.”

  • Watch another plague breakout just so they have an excuse to wear them again 😩 (not that the first one ever ended)

  • “Oh the inhumanity!”

  • I don’t really care what Trump voters think. I’m well past that. They are fundamentally morally-corrupt individuals.

    In this case, the enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. Nothing more.

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  • Why have you told me this 😦

  • I’m in PDX and setting a webcam as my TV launcher’s background has been the coziest, bestest thing ever. Way better than the default page o’ ads.

  • They’re gonna take away my Projectivy, aren’t they? 😔

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  • If I could see all the germs flying around all the time at my face I’d probably never let anyone speak to me again.

    I already feel stressed when I flush a toilet with no lid or use one of those Dyson fans.

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  • It’s a low bar.