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June 2037

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  • To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

    Or, to put it another way:

    To a nail, everything is a hammer.

    Sweeping generalizations are generally a Bad Thing (TM). Especially when done out of context. 🤷‍♂️

  • What command was barked? He called his partner using a familiar nickname, and explained why he called for them.

  • Best advice ever.

  • Congratulations! You just invented a whale!

  • 🤨

    Careful now. We might have beef.

  • Give OP a hand. 👏

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  • You should really watch Tim Travers and the Time Traveller’s Paradox.

  • Two L’s! There’s another O’Neil, with one L, but he doesn’t have a sense of humor.

  • I’m scared to ask: what’d he do?

  • Literally living on a prayer right now. 🤷‍♂️

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  • If you keep it civil, and respectful, sure. 👍

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  • You’re missing my point. Coming into the comments to complain about a perfectly legit comic, regardless of your feelings for a poster or the posted, does nobody any good. You can:

    1. Block the poster,
    2. Block the community,
    3. Hide it (if you use an app that supports it),
    4. Filter out specific keywords (assuming the poster is thoughtful enough to provide them),
    5. Downvote and move on, or
    6. Do nothing and live with it.

    I was hoping to avoid the list, but here we are. 😊

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  • No idea. I use Mlem for iOS, which does have it. But it’s something to consider. Otherwise, I would suggest just grumbling under your breath and scrolling past (I do that too sometimes). 🤷‍♂️

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  • Some apps have the ability to hide posts. That’s been a lifesaver for me when I see content I don’t like on subs I enjoy.

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  • Aluminum is nice. It definitely has a good twang to it. Personally I like the crack of a solid wooden bat myself. There’s just nothing quite like it.

    \*hums take me out to the ballpark\*

  • So you’re saying that if someone gets shot through the heart, I’m to blame?

    Next you’ll suggest that I give love a bad name.

  • Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

    Keep it clean guys. Nothing below the belt, or above the shoulders. ‘Kay?

  • This couldn’t be more perfect right now. 🧑‍🍳 💋

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Question about mystery spots

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How does someone initiate a class-action lawsuit against a state employer?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Xbox One X to Linux Questions

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    Meta Featured

    Friends, Comic Strippers... Lend Me Your Eyes

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    Meta Featured

    New Rules, and New Future

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    🚧 Under New Management 🚧

  • Dullsters @dullsters.net

    I cleaned my shoes

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition)

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL Howling Mad Murdock from the A-Team (1983) is also Lt. Barclay from Star Trek: TNG

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL Hypertension (High Blood Pressure) Can Cause Dizziness, Fatigue, and Shortness of Breath

    www.verywellhealth.com /symptoms-of-hypertension-1763965
  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Home Assistant vs. HomeKit Questions

  • memes @lemmy.world

    dECeNtRaLiZed

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Skateboard Hardware Recommendations

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Online Dating (2 questions)

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL About Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS)

    rightasrain.uwmedicine.org /body/exercise/delayed-onset-muscle-soreness-muscle-pain
  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: Bluetooth Controller Lag in Retroarch Can Be Fixed With Game Mode on TV and a Few Settings in Retroarch

    retropie.org.uk /forum/topic/7412/controller-input-limit-lag-delay-2-4ghz-wireless-vs-bluetooth/3
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL that the actor for McGruff the Crime Dog is in prison for drug-/weapons-related charges.

    www.cbsnews.com /news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-gets-16-years-in-prison/
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Ancient, Distant Cousins from Another Mother?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Will the Community Help Me Find a Clock Movement with Pendulum with WiFi or Atomic?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Poor Benny; he’s got 5 (or was it 6) kids to feed?