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dohpaz42

@ dohpaz42 @lemmy.world

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June 2037

Día de la muerte

Pronouns: he/him/his

  • authenticity problem

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  • You’re absolutely right! Let’s see if we can find better ways to determine if something is AI-generated:

    • what other styles are giveaways?
    • maybe a combination of em dashes and bulleted lists?
    • I’m running out of ideas for this joke.

  • Day dreaming

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  • Any attention is better than no attention, right?

  • just got an unexpected 1k refund... what should I do with it?

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  • I have a water bottle that I put all of my spare change. 🤷‍♂️

    But seriously, most banks (that I’m aware of) let you open a savings account for as little as $5 (minimum balance) with no extra fees. If you never withdrawal from it and drop a few spare bucks here and there, you may find yourself with “savings” too.

  • just got an unexpected 1k refund... what should I do with it?

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  • Whatever debt you pay off, continue “making payments” in the same amounts (to your savings account).

  • Day dreaming

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  • Yeah, but even when shit’s at its lowest, at least Lonliness got your back.

  • Just one bad habit at a time!

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  • Seriously? I literally just started doing this myself. 😞

  • That Lieutenant pip is right around the corner, I swear

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  • There's one on every vid

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  • The mythic refresh pull is when you accidentally refresh, when there was actually something you’re super interested in, and now you can’t find it anymore.

    Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything. 😅

  • Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

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  • Mitochondria is the Napster of the cell.

  • Should've just picked a better password

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  • Hunter2

  • Always trust the experts

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  • I mean, you wouldn't let your dog smoke would you?

    Depends on what they’re smoking and if they’re sharing.

    What?

  • Always trust the experts

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  • Cheese is fine (in moderation). Grapes, onions, garlic, and chocolate are not. There may be others. Your vet should be able to confirm good and bad foods. Don’t use AI for this kind of advice.

  • This is reality

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  • “Whatever you want to do.”

    “I have a headache.”

    “I’m fine!”

  • I'm in!!!!

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  • It means opportunity is knocking.

  • Needs some cobwebs to hide the plastic appearance

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  • So a perfectly round kitchen?

  • The mistake was admitting to being in IT for this very reason

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  • Printer first. Let the guy die with some sense of satisfaction. What are we? Monsters?

  • A job is not your family.

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  • Disagree. Just because you can rely on someone doesn’t mean it’s always a good thing. I can rely on liars to lie to me, and this commenter can rely on their boss to betray them if it’s in their boss’ best interest.

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    [Meta] New Rules, and New Future

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  • This assumes I know what post you’re referring to.

    I don’t. So I’m not sure what you would like to happen here.

  • Supreme Court justices tell Congress their safety is at risk and more must be spent on security

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  • Imagine the lack of social awareness you have to complain about affording protections that a lot of dead children never had because of gun violence; except yours is perceived, while theirs was (and is) very real.

    I could not be more ashamed.

    But I’m sure the universe is waiting in the wings to prove me wrong.

  • [My Dad is Dracula] And a Cat Dad

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  • I remind my sons often how my dog is my favorite child.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How does someone initiate a class-action lawsuit against a state employer?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
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    Xbox One X to Linux Questions

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Meta Featured

    Friends, Comic Strippers... Lend Me Your Eyes

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Meta Featured

    New Rules, and New Future

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Meta Featured

    🚧 Under New Management 🚧

  • Dullsters @dullsters.net
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    I cleaned my shoes

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition)

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
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    TIL Howling Mad Murdock from the A-Team (1983) is also Lt. Barclay from Star Trek: TNG

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
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    TIL Hypertension (High Blood Pressure) Can Cause Dizziness, Fatigue, and Shortness of Breath

    www.verywellhealth.com /symptoms-of-hypertension-1763965
  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
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    Home Assistant vs. HomeKit Questions

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    dECeNtRaLiZed

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Skateboard Hardware Recommendations

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Online Dating (2 questions)

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
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    TIL About Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS)

    rightasrain.uwmedicine.org /body/exercise/delayed-onset-muscle-soreness-muscle-pain
  • You Should Know @lemmy.world
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    YSK: Bluetooth Controller Lag in Retroarch Can Be Fixed With Game Mode on TV and a Few Settings in Retroarch

    retropie.org.uk /forum/topic/7412/controller-input-limit-lag-delay-2-4ghz-wireless-vs-bluetooth/3
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
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    TIL that the actor for McGruff the Crime Dog is in prison for drug-/weapons-related charges.

    www.cbsnews.com /news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-gets-16-years-in-prison/
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Ancient, Distant Cousins from Another Mother?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Will the Community Help Me Find a Clock Movement with Pendulum with WiFi or Atomic?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Poor Benny; he’s got 5 (or was it 6) kids to feed?

  • Debian operating system @lemmy.ml
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    How to Mount Apple Airport Shared Disk Using Bookworm