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Ceedoestrees

@ Ceedoestrees @lemmy.world

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There is a positive correlation between how often I post and how poorly my life is going.

Moved to wren@lemmy.today

Sometimes I post here by accident.

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  • The question wasn't about expecting people to be born in the country they wish to live, it was about whether citizenship by jus soli should be an option without conditions.

    As a whole, yes, I believe immigration should be easier. Citizenship by birth should be one of the routes available.

  • What's your best tip or hack for camping?

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  • Hammocks are the best tents, especially for solo camping. Some pack up so small I can fit the hammock, tarp and bug net into the pockets of cargo pants.

    Thermo-rest is your best friend, even in a hammock. Having a wind pass under your body will make you real cold.

    Scout campsites thoroughly for poison ivy, poison oak, anthills, wasp nests, etc.

    Pay attention to sleeping bag ratings and remember that a 0°C rating just means you won't die at that temp, not that you'll be comfortable. Sleeping bags are one of the few things with a strong cost/quality correlation.

    Always have rope. Bring lots of rope. Know what makes a good rope.

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  • Lotta people in here have never had to immigrate. If the first thing you think of when you hear "immigration" is brown people trying to trick their way into a country, you might be a terrible fucking person.

    Jus soli should always be an option because the harder it is to get citizenship, the harder that family's life is going to be, regardless of circumstances. No single person should have to suffer just because of where they or their parents were born when there are other options.

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  • Hell yeah.

    Next question.

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  • What's it like to not have seen or heard a current joke in thirty years?

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  • I've heard so many explanations I'm pretty sure Saskatchewan is like the Joker, coming up with a different lie every time someone asks.

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    Do pet tarantulas grow to "love" or become "fond" of you?

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  • An objectively peer-reviewed hyperbole.

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    Do pet tarantulas grow to "love" or become "fond" of you?

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  • No, but they're objectively the best pet. Basically a walking plant who's bffs with a hole in the ground and hunts crickets by staying absolutely still until it's not.

  • What word dk you think could be spelled different?

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  • It's pronounced however you want, baby.

  • How did you fuck up recently?

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  • It's a great song to have stuck in your head.

    All the sequels came out far apart. If you haven't seen them yet, I'm excited for you to find out about the 30 minute grand finale.

  • What word dk you think could be spelled different?

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  • As a general rule, all 'C's should make a 'Ch' sound and leave 'S' and 'K' the fuck alone.

  • How did you fuck up recently?

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  • A skill or knowledge that you have that is typically associated with people of the opposite gender but that you think is odd or stupid that people of your own gender don't have?

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  • Imagine if both parents could nurse, that would be awesome. Don't have to prep the titty juice and remember it every time mom's not around.

  • A skill or knowledge that you have that is typically associated with people of the opposite gender but that you think is odd or stupid that people of your own gender don't have?

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  • Sustain us with your cheese.

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    What's one beauty standard that you don't agree with?

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  • Mowed lawns. Just let it grow, it's easier and healthier.

    This is literal and an innuendo.

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  • Says fat people promote unhealthy lifestyles. Gif: An obese chick getting exercise while playing an instrument that takes considerable muscle control and a high lung capacity.

    Damn. Lot of people really hate fat folks. I'm just saying you want to prove fat people are unhealthy— a woman in a career that takes a high level of stamina and discipline isn't a great example.

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  • Where in the world are overalls the hottest thing?

  • How would you spread an infectious disease via the internet?

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  • A dating app.

    Track which people have contagious diseases and subtly push them toward others. Use GPS, biometric data and consumer profiles. Program bot accounts to set up dates with real people in public places, the hookups are fake, but they just need to be in the vicinity.

    Once a sustantial data pool has been filled and patterns have been established, begin intentionally infecting the swingiest people on the app with a custom virus. Create a matchmaker algorithm based on the data to see how far and wide it can spread.

    Call the app: Cuntagion.