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A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

  • Most Americans say "Day-ta" now, literally because of TNG. Look it up, real shiz. Before the show, we said it the other way.

    I have a friend who pronounced it "dagh tuh" one time and I've been wondering what government he works for ever since. Possibly even Klingonese.

  • Oh wow. There was already a thing!?!?

  • Yes, the Shat Man. Kirk is a ladies man, but you know Bill would win the contest.

  • Yeah, but with meat bags too. Remember 'Puck' from "The Real World"? Like that, but every week it's a different billionaire. At the end of every season, it pans down into a pit which is full of them. The twist; human centipede. We've been keeping them alive by feeding them tweets from the one with thumbs. Double twist; the one with thumbs is in the middle. Triple twist; it's so they can't thumb their own buttholes. They still hungry tho

  • Bird up

  • Only the rubes trusted it. The rest of intelligent society has actively been warning people about this exact situation for decades.in books, in movies, in songs, and now memes.

  • Just keep caring. Stay informed. Collect books and uncorrupted data. Spread the word. Be good.

    That way, when inevitably this all goes wrong (as it always does), we have plenty of backup data for whatever eventually finds our remains ;)

  • Now that a handful of companies own everything & each of those companies owns the film studios; I'm guessing they're doing a crossover event where robots use AI in a wild rager to earn enough money for college scholarships so they can get loans to bet on wars.

  • Panic mode is still a few years away. Just wait, it gets pretty wild. Not fun wild, but it does get simultaneously violent & weird.

    Nothing like Terminator. More like teenage boys throwing controllers; only we & our beautiful planet are the gamepad being smashed against the drywall.

  • The announcer ~ Ghost of Hulk Hogan: but he keeps calling both wrestlers the n word.

  • Broccoli & Lemon seem like they would be good together

    Here's one in return: Green Beans & Cranberries

  • b-b-b-bird-bird-bird bird is a werg

  • We know his name, I was just being silly.

    I'm old too, no worries.

  • Martens only get cocky like that when they know a hawk can't get them.

    Lucky for you both, my hawk is fictional. And lvl 5001.

  • It's a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.

  • EVEN NURSE RATCHET!?!?

    BUT SHE WAS SO PILL FORCING!!! TOLD THEM TO LIFT THEIR TONGUES AND EVERYTHING!!!!

    lol Danny and the big guy should've left with Jack. At least Danny had a chance to run on that episode of Funny in Sillydelphia.

  • Woz is an example of how you can't get billions of dollars without being an absolute completely greedy piece of shit.

    If value was based on worth, Musk would be his jester.

  • Yes.

  • Doctor Robby/ the head librarian plays Jobs, IIRC

    And I vaguely remember Bill Gates stealing the idea for "the mouse" hardware device from a dumpster (which I believe is close to how it really happened)

    I remember watching that when it aired on cable TV back in the day, and it was one of those movies where you tried to remember the name for years (pre-imdb) and then you find it again because it somehow became a cult classic (even though I'm pretty sure it never went to print)

    Anyway, I do have a copy. Been a while since I watched it, tho