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A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

  • Even if we live in the darkest timeline, at least we still have this Steve!

  • In my Pokèdex voice

    "You'd have to create a whole new type, grass is a monocot. Only a few "trees" are Monocotyledons, such as the Date Palm."

  • Professor Stump

  • Smash don't mince

  • They should have "sideshow tents" at farmers markets that are just full of double yolked eggs & elephant garlic.. maybe a few giant gourds or a potato that looks like Bill Burr.

  • It's a little & fun unknown fact that garlic can eat garlic & become ultra-garlic

  • Fasciated, perchance?

  • Hell no it doesn't, I was simply adding context & by doing so clarifying that the information in the comment was true.

  • Not just any mosquito, a hero according to many

  • IIRC it was a surgeon that she had used and recommended to him.

  • They say when Pooping Georg eats borscht, the rivers run red. Some have taken this to mean that Pooping Georg is dying (and thus our fertile soil) however, it's just beets.

  • I like the way both of those words sound, right before the new industrial revolution begins churning out freshly sharpened guillotines.

    In both cases, the people rejoice and get a free ball to kick around.

  • Epstein Files

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  • .. Epstein files

  • Starbucks!?! We don't have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!

  • Okay, but if it's not blue... then how are we gonna get all those sweet "90's style rap-video pics" of 'Forrest Gump' riding 'Jennie' like a jet-ski on "The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos"?

  • She's been chief of staff this whole term or some replacement (seems to be common in ass-kissing society)? I hear about his entire cabinet on almost a daily basis, surprised to be unfamiliar with this specific Disney Villain.

    She seems like the kind of lady who hoards cats but before slumber each night, threatens each individually on the consequences of eating her face.