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Brem

@ brem @lemmy.world

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A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

  • Well said

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  • Dafunq they doin' there?

    Said Mr. Belaire

    As he retired to his Muffin Mc'Mansion

  • Well said

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  • 100 servings of fries

    Heckuva way to die

    Like grease on a pie

    No peperon-..i

    ......uggghh please give me a napkin

  • Spatchcocked Barbecue Chicken

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  • Anything granular that isn't poisonous. Preferably brown for texture.

  • Spatchcocked Barbecue Chicken

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  • Recipe calls for:

    Exactly 2 floating Bay leaves

    uncooked Vidalia onions, also floating

    meat

    Brown juice or brown powder/grain/pigment

    Serve cold or hot to anything!

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  • The trick is to add brown. You can get brown from various things, such as dirt or other things. Simply sprinkle that brown and you have a perfectly spatchcocked meat.

  • Jill Biden says she thought husband was 'having a stroke' during 2024 debate

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  • My husband was having a stroke

    Orange man made husband a joke

    Cognitive test, I say this in jest

    Fuck me our system is broken

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    It's perfectly spatchcocked! My grandmother used to do it just like this after she died!

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  • Spatchsonkin' my chicken

    Sasquatch in my kitchen

    Him I do see, He doth roar out to me

    He yelled out "simply spatchcock it"!

  • Spatchcocked Barbecue Chicken

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  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Also, for those who are curious;

    You can add dandelion root to this recipe, which gives you immunity to diarrhea forever.

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  • Donald Trump is rather bland

    Donald Trump is a stupid "man"

    So all the "king's" fools & all the tool's "men"

    Had to rename Iran's list of demands

  • Politician who said he had dwarfism accused of being a child after passport leak

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  • ...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

  • Made my own cool ranch Doritos.

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  • Cook my grains for hours

    Soak me just as long

    grains and wheat aren't flowers

    This ain't a pretty song

    Pressurize my extrusion

    After grinding me for hours

    Please separate my husk

    Or else this song will sour

    High pressure equals fluff

    If what thoust desires bequeatheth puff

    But what we desires requires light pressure

    These rhymes are getting tough

    So roll me into shape

    Triangle is best

    Heat me up in special oven

    Fry me in oil; rest

  • Made my own cool ranch Doritos.

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  • Standing in my underwear

    Holding ranch in front of AC

    Can't go to store for cool ranch

    Because they will see my cold PP

  • Homemade fettuccine alfredo with baked cod and pesto

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  • A very nice thing to say..

    ......a seasoned cod fillet

    thrilled to be grilled

    Next to pasta pesto build

    Basil just brightens up my day

  • Homemade fettuccine alfredo with baked cod and pesto

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  • Pesto is the besto.

    I'm very impressed, yo.

    It's odd to eat cod when your last name is doomergod

    But two sauces should help you digesto.

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  • I agree, but you can also fart from a butthole (which is funny) & some people have sex with them.

    Nobody is fucking Sam and co. & they are not funny.

  • Politician who said he had dwarfism accused of being a child after passport leak

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  • The alleged ID

  • One is my name, the other is not

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  • One is my name, the other is not

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  • Most Americans say "Day-ta" now, literally because of TNG. Look it up, real shiz. Before the show, we said it the other way.

    I have a friend who pronounced it "dagh tuh" one time and I've been wondering what government he works for ever since. Possibly even Klingonese.