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A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

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  • This is one of the only logical conclusions that makes sense. I myself have considered this concept.

  • I didn't know I'd need my towel for this conversation. Nice. I love you!

  • Fingers & toes. They'll tell the truth before all the digits are missin', even live on their beloved Fox news.

  • I know a fuckton of folks that act just like him.

  • Best they can do is no trees, half of everyone riding mobility scooters and neighbors with dogs that can poop EVERYWHERE.

  • I was curious where the land was, and if I could help in any way.

    It's in Texas. I made a promise to myself that I'd never go back to Texas.

    Texas. Fucking. Suuuuuucks.

  • Please don't call me "American", I am a citizen of the world

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  • I really don't like all of these mergers, they are the death of creativity. I mean this next part in no defense to those intellectual leeches, also please don't think I'm insulting your taste in animation... But Avatar is terrible. Again, no offense. It's probably nostalgic to you, which I totally have as well... but not for Avatar. Mine are probably worse. I really enjoy "Thundarr The Barbarian" & "TOS Trek"..

    ...but hot dang, Avatar is hard to watch after you've seen anything Shinchiro made. Or Ghibli. Trigun. Or Berserk. Or I can go on for hours. Avatar makes me sad. It's very bland. Again, no offense. I like you though, regardless!

    I think, if you want to make a new Avatar for new children, it's time to sit down in a comfortable space and question yourself "why am I not making something original?"

  • At this point, saying

    "Release the entire unredacted Epstein files" is probably considered terrorism.

    Some of us might not make it, but at least we didn't ignore or support a real terrorist

  • If I can't fix something..instead of throwing it away, I save it to bludgeon the people responsible for creating something I can't fix.

    You better make sure I'm gone when you go into the bunker. I'm looking for air vents with company logos on them. I'll have my deluxe HP ready, hung on a leather strap slung around my back.

    ...when "Squint" & "Cheesecurd" drag you from the depths of Mt. Florida, it'll be me, "Ink Cartridge Empty" bringing the full weight of my HP2500XLRS down upon thine head!!!

  • Shits everyone's pants, waddles off in anger & senile confusion

  • Imagine the worst thing you can think of, that cretan licked it first, then sold it to the wealthiest creep.

    He's still doing it, only now under the title of the president.

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  • If it came out today, it'd be based on that one alien species that has the half white/half black face..

    ..and the villain would be revealed to be the other one that you didn't expect (the Ariannusian that gave Scooby & Shaggy a sandwich or whatever)

    And then universal or whomever owns everything at the moment would cancel it before it came out, for budget reasons or whatever

  • If they haven't changed their minds by now, nothing will.

    Might as well give up on those people, at least for now. They can't be helped and they won't help.

    It's up to good people to do good things whilst the rest of the world ruins the final good things we had left.

    When it's finally over, if any wit or wisdom or talent or honesty is left, it'll need to be carried forward.

    ..so stay hydrated with clean water! We need you in the future!!

  • The Epstein list is pretty big, he shares the title of "Kiddo Didler" with at least several dozen or hundred other people just as dumb & fat & old as himself. Maybe not as powerful, but that's not something he did. He's just a useful idiot/rapist/grifter/felon.

  • Most villains have at least one interesting trait.. but Fuckbrains McCheeseburger is a generic villain from a dollar store comic book written by a team of slugs.

  • The scratch is simply a metaphor.

    This is a horse story...

    ....A found letter story, in the form of a Ken Burns documentary!!

    POOF

    "Dear Bobert,

    I have stumbled upon a majestic lamp & read the text of lamp. A genie... neigh..a Djin then appeared. When asked for my first I gurfawed "Apple", but sadly it was an apple of knowledge. Damned Djin. Now I am on my second wish, which I have decided is "Replace horse with car".

    Please, if this is a bad wish, alert me within the next few minutes. I realize now that it is too late, as you have already received this and I have made my wish.

    Alas, I lovingly await your sheep words..

    Car love you, Jim The Horse The Car"

  • The Car & The Horse:

    A Short Tale a Djin Once Told Me (VOL I)

    Once upon a time there was a human with a horse. It wasn't a poor human, but it was a simple one.

    One day whilst plowing fields, forcing a horse to plow a course...("Jim", we shall name horse) thae human stumbled upon a brass lamp, ornately carved & brilliant to witness.

    As the human was furiously rubbing the lamp with it's sleeve, Jim noticed some text on the bottom of the lamp and imagined what it might sound like..

    "Neigh..", the human heard, curiously

    BUT this isn't a tale of humans. It is a tale of horses and electric cars. The last of my tales dwarfed the original story, thus causing OP to delete the entire post. However, that story isn't gone forever. I still have it. This is simply a different one.

    And this is a story about a horse.

    FOR MORE HORSE STORY, INSERT COIN

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  • Yakov? Damn you still owe me for all those nights in Branson, Missouri!!!