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A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

  • ..and Judy is asking for another Margarita but this time light it on fire like they did at Cobo Wobo

  • ..and Josh is really upset about how tanned Jesus is compared to him.

  • ..and some other guy named "Jeff" or "Chris" or whatever is yelling about the music & demanding for it to be changed to Jimmy Buffet.

  • The wilting only happens because you're also busy making margaritas for Beth & Jim, who are already 3 margaritas deep and asking for more chips (in Spanglish)

  • Imagine what would happen if too many rich people started fucking over normal people... oh wait.

    Nevermind.

    !Spoiler alert!<

  • It won't stick, but it's a good start.

    In a few years all of the boomers will start dying in mass numbers. Think of them as meat shields. Their inheritances will get spread out amongst many bastards and at least one of them won't stand for this shit anymore.

  • If the worker-slaves live longer, you don't have to indoctrinate & capture new ones quite as often!

  • Thumbnail thumbhead looks like someone that sells ice cream out of an ol' rusty truck.

  • Windows 11?

    I heard it's terrible

    Many flavours of Linux

    Are comparable

    If you want Windows to spy & train on you

    Simply open your doors

    Let the verified perverts in too

  • I'm not a Yankee, but thanks for assuming

  • Bremonia will have the procedures, for free. The name can be changed, I don't care. I just need help overthrowing a few corrupt governments and I'm out.

  • Adding cilantro & lime juice to something & calling it Mexican is one of the most Mexican things I know about.

    Love you! Gracias!

  • If you think anyone but the elite will be able to afford or procure these procedures, you're incredibly optimistic.

    As soon as it gets approved, some shitty corporation will purchase the patent and lock it behind a paywall for 80+ year old geriatrics with zero fucks given towards people who actually deserve or need it.

  • Obviously.. I would normally use a butterknife, but I thought.. perchance.. the serrated might make me seem fancy?

  • Topical ointment for the parabellum.

  • I usually use a butter knife, is that not the proper way to do it?

  • Well hell, I look 93% identical to Frank Zappa.

    If that's all it takes to be somebody else, I might be movin' to Montana soon...

  • The brown touch.

    Everything he gets near goes to shit.

  • Just like "Everything Is Bigger In Texas" is considered a self-own to the rest of the world, they're the brunt of the joke. (Sorry Austin, you too. Yes, even SXSW)