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Albbi

@ albbi @piefed.ca

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  • How's your day been?

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  • Just recovering from a horrible migraine and my guts reacted to the medication I used by giving up and blasted out both ends at the same time.

    So yeah, your meme is really speaking to me today.

  • I wrote a dice rolling script with 3d rendering, collisions and friction in bash because why not [edit: code available now]

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  • Looks like a great sl replacement! Gonna need this on every machine.

  • Pistachios

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  • Yeah, but the nut is usually loose in the bag.

  • Goodbye, Dolly! [Joe Flanders Comics]

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  • They could also just be very young.

  • Max is food coma'ed

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  • Gonna be some epic post poop zoomies!

  • BEHOLD MORTALS!

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  • Explains the behaviour of the Spanish Inquisition.

  • One of my bucket list things is to try a food item, listen to an album and read a book from every country in the world. Any recommendations?

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  • You'll never guess what will happen if you try to print out a shell script!

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  • It's turtles all the way down.

  • You just got pulled over by the police for speeding on the highway (50+, stunt driving), what song was blaring in your car?

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  • Blur - Song 2

  • Calling Collect

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  • I also have theatre joke story.

    Opening for Jurassic Park. Packed theatre too. Triceratops is sick scene where they go to look at the droppings.

    This scene comes up:

    My younger brother who was probably 6 or 7 yells out "That's even bigger than mine!" and the whole theatre bursts out laughing!

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  • How do you manage to pull out the em dash? I'd have to go looking for it if I wanted to use one. I've memorized a few alt-codes but you can't even use them on keyboards without a numpad.

  • Firefox is now the last major browser that still supports uBlock Origin

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  • I'm looking at preordering it. Shipping now would be Dec-Jan.

  • I turned my streaming stick into a dumb app launcher, and that's all it should be

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  • What do you see that makes a difference? Lack of ads or is performance also better?

  • I'm writing this with 2 fingers still stuck

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  • TIL that Richard Garfield, the creator of Magic The Gathering, is the great great grandson of President James Garfield.

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  • Now you just have to link Marjorie Taylor Greene to get the full circle, although I suspect you'll have to go. All the way back to when the Neanderthals and Denisovans were interbreeding.

  • Give me your best 3 song playlist for waking up my teenager for school.

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  • All Hail!

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  • xkcd #3283: Size and Lifespan

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  • Red lives longer than blue and dwarves live longer than giants. That's why the Warhammer Dwarven Slayer is the best class.

  • A Catch-All by Charles Addams

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  • They're looking through the house and they find a storage room. The fact that there's a possibly dead body in there doesn't seem to concern the person showing the house.

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    Waterfox changing their default search engine again...

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    When you've run out of posts so you select Top -> 1 Hour

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    Do you know how many dilithium crystals are wasted being polite to the computer?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    I am Data. Please insert girder.

  • Linux @programming.dev
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    1.org now the default search engine in WaterFox.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    if you told someone who was already sick a joke and they died laughing, would you feel proud?

  • Dullsters @dullsters.net
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    I started going down the stairs with my left foot...

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    Albbi @piefed.ca

    Object oriented programming in Python be like: