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Just like you, except different.

  • When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn't long before the "NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER" sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.

  • My guess is they mean “a conscience,” but they used a terrible word choice. One doesn’t need an inner-monologue in order to have a conscience.

  • I had a job where I was made to “look busy” by carrying around a clipboard. I pretended to look at shelves as if I were writing down product information, but I was actually doodling and writing down story ideas.

    Prior to that, I would legit look up product information, so that I could better inform the customers who asked me questions. But management didn’t like seeing me standing at a computer and told me to stop. Ah well, malicious compliance it is.

  • “I wasn’t drinking, of course, but people were drinking with me who thought this was a good idea,”

    Riiiiight. The excuse of college kids caught in an embarrassing scenario, that's totally legit reasoning.

  • I bought two big batches of toilet paper from Costco last December. Considering it's August and I'm still in the first batch (and near the end of it), I'm happy to say my initial calculation of "a year's worth of toilet paper" is holding up!

  • And the toilet's clogged. Now where are you gonna hide away and procrastinate?

  • All it needs is some rainbows coming off the sides of the ledges, like a wall of floating nyan cats.

  • When I worked at a place with such a rewards program, the amount of people who put in their number/signed up for rewards was included in our performance metric. It’s so fucked up, because it impacted how many hours we were given. Never mind that if someone only works part time their numbers will naturally be lower than those who work full time, making it a self-perpetuating cycle for those who want to move up to full time.

    Anyway, point is - if the cashier cares, it’s because a messed up system is compelling them to. Which is why instead of saying I don’t have an account (which will prompt them to ask me to sign up), I just use Jenny’s number.

  • Wearing a skirt implies consent.

    I'm amazed it has to be said, but no, wearing a skirt does not imply consent for anyone to look up it. The fuck kind of rapist thinking is that?

    Edit: ITT people with poor reading comprehension skills. “Rapist thinking” doesn’t mean “looking = raping,” it means “the way rapists think.” As in, rapists also think that the clothing someone wears “implies consent” for their actions.

    If you’re using the same reasoning as a rapist to justify looking up a woman’s skirt, and you don’t see what’s wrong with that, I worry for the women around you. Be better.

  • You gotta put a \ before the asterisk to cancel out the mark-up, like this: *

    (I used a second \ to cancel out the usual effect in the example. Fun fact, that cancellation is why the "shrug emoticon" sometimes loses an arm.)

  • I don’t expect anything anymore, that’s why I stopped speaking out. People ask how I’m doing and I just keep it light, because there is nothing that can be done on an individual level when the issues that drag down life are systemic (unless everyone bands together to revolt, but I’m not holding my breath on that.)

  • If you check the Mod Log (accessible through the button under the comment with 3 vertical dots), apparently that user has a history of using ableist slurs, uncivility, and telling users to kill themselves.

    If someone like that is complaining about the culture here, the rest of us must be doing something right.

  • If only I could afford the $200 co-pay per visit. Some of us are too poor to afford mental health.

  • There’s also the “Oh yeah, same situation” crowd. People who feel the same way, who agree about the state of the world, and also struggle to get by.

    Which in itself, isn’t a bad way to respond - it’s honest, after all. However, it makes the idea of “reaching out for help” worse than pointless - not only won’t I get any help, but I’ll get more validation that I was right to feel hopeless in the first place.

  • There's also a line in the road that resembles the lines in the sidewalk, but it doesn't extend across the entire street.

    Granted, roads can be paved weirdly sometimes. However, I've never seen such a clean line left over from road work.

  • Whenever I start to feel bad for losing my youthful looks (and for gaining weight since then), I think back to what it was like being a skinny 20 year old. Yeah, no, I'm okay with being ignored. It's nice to walk down the street without random cars honking at me.

  • Pansexual woman here. The closest I've gotten to this kind of talk was gushing about Professor Brian Cox's smile to a (gay male) friend who loves documentaries as much as I do.

    Yeah, talk nerdy to me, baby

  • This brings me back. I grew up with older brothers, watching them play through games that I didn't have the skill to complete. I remember my oldest brother playing Donkey Kong Country and slapping nearly every spot on the ground to find hidden bananas/balloons, and exploring to find the hidden games and levels. I learned a lot by sitting back and watching until it was finally my turn to play.

    I, myself, never made it to the Special world on Super Mario World, but my brothers did. I can't be sure if that's the first place I saw the words "gnarly" and "tubular," but only because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were equally as popular in our early 90s household and they definitely used that "surfer" language too. I just remember thinking those words sounded weird and funny, and have a strong mental connection between them and this game.

    I don't really have a point to this comment, just reminiscing...

  • This is why I limit my projects to things that can be completed in a matter of days. My AuDHD brain just won't let me continue the same thing for weeks on-end (unless it's a hyperfocus.)

    This is why I like to crochet scarves - I never wear them, but I can get one done in a week and give it away as a handmade gift to someone who would actually wear it. The few times I've attempted a larger project, like a blanket, I've lost steam and just stopped. So back to scarves I go.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are your Uno "house rules"?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Anyone got any informative YouTube channels that DON’T use AI slop?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What light-hearted communities do you enjoy here on Lemmy?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about Gustatory Rhinitis, AKA the phenomenon of getting a runny nose after eating spicy foods

    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov /20502728/
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    To those who downvote your own comments… Why?