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  • All you have to do is make a life altering choice, be ridiculed by half of society in your most formative years, take drugs that forever reshape your body, and YOU TOO CAN WIN AT SWIMMING!

  • Should have listened to Al Gore: Lockbox

  • Yes. I find it very difficult to get a complete knowledge of something just reading random articles and playing with it. For me, one of those giant books intended to document every little aspect has always helped fill the gaps, and take my working knowledge up to expert level. It's getting harder to find those kind of quality books though.

  • Is Pliny "The Elder" or "The Younger"?

  • For all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.

  • Usually no, but the last 2 days, yes. They have involved very accurate plays of songs I don't normally listen to (which I can't remember ever dreaming about before). The first was "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton. I was in a bar and it was being played. Heard every note for about 30 seconds. There was a guy in the band whose role was to suck smoke out of a dish with a slab of dry ice in it and blow it into a microphone.

    The second song was "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison. I've maybe heard this song 3 times in my life I think. But it seemed note perfect. The situation was I was hanging out with 3 people I called The Performer, The Guy, and The Lonely. The first two guys had to leave and... cue the song.

    EDIT: cue... thanks SpaceNoodle

  • I could go all day, but in brief, I (jokingly) blame you guys (non-Microsoft developers) for enshitifying Microsoft's toolset.

    Microsoft's approach for years was to build designers and GUIs into Visual Studio to make coding super easy. Everything was integrated. The developer experience was glorious.

    Then, all the developers like you suffering with shit like NetBeans, Eclipse, Apache, and TortoiseSVN decided they'd had enough and started romanticizing one-off command line tools, goofy data structures like yaml, and git. That made everything too hard, so you built code generators, transpilers, and job runners to automate things. That led to so much complexity, you needed virtual containers to run it in so setup wouldn't be a nightmare. Then, the containers got out of control so you needed something to manage THAT.

    Microsoft could have laughed and let us live in our developer utopia, but noooooo. They felt compelled to play along. And now anything new coming from MS is built to support all that crap we never needed in the first place.

    We had it so good. Sigh.

  • SOAP services are a thing of the past, but I still remember how easy it was to put the WSDL URL is Visual Studio and poof you'd have a full SDK complete with a service facade and data models. So nice and easy. (Which appears to be similar to what this guy was trying to build and sell)

    When REST started getting popular, I was like: "WTF, we have to code all this now by hand again!?"

  • That's right. Rush the surgeons. That will end well.

  • A recent one: Ernest Saves Christmas

    Almost every line of this movie gets quoted around my house all year.

  • John Astin (Gomez from The Addams Family)

  • Charo

  • Simple and tasty: 3-4 chicken breasts. Pour a jar of your favorite salsa over it. Cook.

    When ready to eat, shred the chicken, put it back in pot and stir it up with the salsa. Awesome tacos, burritos, nachos, chicken sandwiches, etc.

  • Seems like if she's interested, she might invite you in for a drink or coffee next time you drop your kid at their house. If she's too shy, maybe you offer next time she drops her kid at your house. If she stays in her car as little Billy runs up, that's a sign she's not interested (or just busy at that moment).

    I also like the idea of offering to take the boys to a movie or something and inviting her. But she may just want to see a movie, so that's not a total green light. If she grabs your dick during the movie though, that's a pretty good sign.

  • Yes, and add an Agile framework. Extreme Monkey typing.

  • Pointless Stupid Gesture 2024!

  • Good plan dude. Trump to the rescue.

  • Imagine if you just had to scroll down to get to the other options like "Does not describe me", and they are still talking about "The biggest psychopath we've ever interviewed - just out of morbid curiosity. "

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Has anyone regretted buying a fully electric car?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are some fun ways to prank an asshole neighbor I'm moving away from?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Dunkin' Donuts boycott launched by MAGA influencers

    www.yahoo.com /news/dunkin-donuts-boycott-launched-maga-205500138.html
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Taking a closer look at Boebert at the theater

    www.meidastouch.com /news/boebert-appeared-to-fondle-dates-penis-in-packed-theater-as-she-put-his-hand-on-her-breasts