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  • The premise of the strip as a whole is that Dracula is usually depicted as an evil, murderous monster. But in "My Dad is Dracula" he is a loving and attentive father who likes conventionally dad-ish things (like bad jokes, gently teasing his son for not doing his chores, and grilling, etc).

    Many of the strips feature specific jokes in the last two panels: In this case, Dad sounds like he's about to reveal something significant, or potentially upsetting. But in fact, he's just letting his son know where a health-recovery item is hidden in the game they're playing together.

    It's gentle humor, more sweet that hilarious.

  • It's like a tropical vacation in a cup!

  • This might be out of line, but that Andorian blood looks hella delicious.

  • Catfish

    Jump
  • Aw, sleepy babies 🥰

  • Truer words have never been spoken.

  • Sorry. The original source was The Daily Star, which I thought was worse. I realize the story is garbage, but I was going by Rule 4: the headline immediately made me think, "Is this an Onion headline?"

  • Waiting for the manager to finish with a customer so they can grab your paycheck from the back.

  • Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn't report the birds are alive and well.

  • If I could bend the world to my will, I would force it to make some nachos for me. My downfall will be swift, humiliating, and violent.

  • We have ways. Billionaires won't put them into practice. It turns out they'd rather have increasing stockpiles of money than, well--us.

  • "Get them! Destroy them! ... not me, though. You don't get me."

  • They assimilate technological and biological distinctness... but apparently not stylishness, if they stuck with that whole cube thing.

  • People: WE DON'T WANT THIS AI SHIT

    Billionaires:

  • At this point the Declaration of Independence has as much meaning to the average American as Lorem Ipsum anyway 😞.

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    Untouchable!

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    Interplanetary Trade

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    Demi Lovato defends singing 'Heart Attack' for American Heart Association

    ew.com /demi-lovato-defends-singing-heart-attack-for-american-heart-association-11930017
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    Sometimes it's not all bad...

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    How Hello Kitty helped arrest a road rage suspect

    www.kgun9.com /news/community-inspired-journalism/southeast-side-news/how-hello-kitty-helped-arrest-a-road-rage-suspect
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    biscuits

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    Peer Pressure (Azul Crescent's silly scribbles)

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    The Tapeworm That Saved Christmas

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    Any last word?

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    r u g

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    Nancy and the snowman

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    Iceland Foods Finally Surrenders In Trademark Fight With Iceland, The Country

    www.techdirt.com /2026/03/06/iceland-foods-finally-surrenders-in-trademark-fight-with-iceland-the-country/
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Patients say measles 'worse than expected' as Utah hits 350+ infections, doctors say

    www.ksl.com /article/51457971/patients-say-measles-worse-than-expected-as-utah-hits-350-infections-doctors-say
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    Workers who love ‘synergizing paradigms’ might be bad at their jobs

    news.cornell.edu /stories/2026/03/workers-who-love-synergizing-paradigms-might-be-bad-their-jobs
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    A colorful errand

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    Meow! Meow!

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    Road slippery when wet...

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    Another One Bites the Dust

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    My TV isn't working so good

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    My Dad is Dracula (And a Banned Book)