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  • People: WE DON'T WANT THIS AI SHIT

    Billionaires:

  • At this point the Declaration of Independence has as much meaning to the average American as Lorem Ipsum anyway 😞.

  • I sometimes wonder how this episode would be different if it was made post-Watergate.

  • Prometheus

    ... but instead of stealing the secret of fire from the gods to gift to humanity, he stole their garbage to sell to idiots.

  • And that's why you don't leave VNC running on your starship.

  • Who's her main? 🤔

  • Somehow?

  • It's self-sealing!

  • It turns out it's easier to read your own mind than someone else's.

  • And that's why we should just drop a few million cockroaches on Mars and let them figure it out! /s

  • Best I could do: Jkellico:

    Edit: JelliKo

  • ... Yaarri?

  • Well look-y what I found in the biofilters!

  • “We can’t hire!”

    “WHY CAN’T WE HIRE!?”

  • PSA

    Jump
  • The utopian future is a lie 😑

  • I wonder if Borg drones go through a rebellious phase? 🤔

    ... I guess not.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My Dad is Dracula (And a Banned Book)

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    short story

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Care About Stuff

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are

    soranews24.com /2026/02/20/japans-new-cunte-contact-lenses-arent-pronounced-like-youre-probably-thinking-they-are/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Improvements!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Forced Update

    angryflower.com /1647.html
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    the hunt

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    the hunt

  • Apple @lemmy.world

    I Now Assume that All Ads on Apple News Are Scams (Kirkville)

    kirkville.com /i-now-assume-that-all-ads-on-apple-news-are-scams/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    the dodge

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    the dodge

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Feline sausage roll thief on the prowl in Kerikeri

    www.rnz.co.nz /news/national/585833/feline-sausage-roll-thief-on-the-prowl-in-kerikeri
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    As an Adult

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Man arrested in rural Japan on charges of leaving obscene DVDs in stores as gifts for “healthy men”

    soranews24.com /2026/01/27/man-arrested-in-rural-japan-on-charges-of-leaving-obscene-dvds-in-stores-as-gifts-for-healthy-men/
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Apparently, Fedora Asahi Remix is now working on Apple M3

    bsky.app /profile/did:plc:okydh7e54e2nok65kjxdklvd/post/3mdd55paffk2o
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Hands-on with two Apple Network Server prototype ROMs

    oldvcr.blogspot.com /2026/01/hands-on-with-two-apple-network-server.html
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    "Isolated Incidents"

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat

    www.jezebel.com /the-protein-obsessed-fast-food-industrys-latest-innovation-big-ass-cups-of-plain-meat
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens'

    www.msn.com /en-gb/news/uknews/bank-of-england-must-plan-for-a-financial-crisis-triggered-by-aliens/ar-AA1Us7B7
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Love the confidence!