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  • "If you, or anyone you know, has more information, please meet Captain Janeway in Transport Room 1."

  • There's a big "why did you vote for Trump in the first place?" shaped hole in the middle of this story. Did the reporter not ask? Did they not think it was important?

  • The destruction of the left:

    “We’re pissed off at the current administration. Everybody’s pissed off down here in south Texas,” the construction executive said, noting that most Hispanics in the area are Catholic. “Remember, we’re conservative, we’re not far left. We’re in the middle, conservative Latinos in south Texas. It doesn’t make sense.”

  • More like kill the victim and deport all the witnesses.

  • The beautiful thing about the new horror icons is they're so cost efficient!

  • It might be a long shot but there is a possibility that if they lose, OpenAI just hands the keys over to Apple. I don't know if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.

  • Understandable, but the hardware is out there, and the ability to run Linux on it is one more way to keep it out of the waste stream for a little longer.

  • "Oh, and Odo--no returns."

  • I was gonna chill with Graveyard Duck, but he cancelled at the last minute.

  • We had a good run.

    Oh, who am I kidding.

  • The premise of the strip as a whole is that Dracula is usually depicted as an evil, murderous monster. But in "My Dad is Dracula" he is a loving and attentive father who likes conventionally dad-ish things (like bad jokes, gently teasing his son for not doing his chores, and grilling, etc).

    Many of the strips feature specific jokes in the last two panels: In this case, Dad sounds like he's about to reveal something significant, or potentially upsetting. But in fact, he's just letting his son know where a health-recovery item is hidden in the game they're playing together.

    It's gentle humor, more sweet that hilarious.

  • It's like a tropical vacation in a cup!

  • This might be out of line, but that Andorian blood looks hella delicious.

  • Catfish

    Jump
  • Aw, sleepy babies 🥰

  • Truer words have never been spoken.

  • Sorry. The original source was The Daily Star, which I thought was worse. I realize the story is garbage, but I was going by Rule 4: the headline immediately made me think, "Is this an Onion headline?"

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Maybe a Horse

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    Magic Socks

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    Not a boat

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    "Helpful"

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    Placeholder Graphics

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    The loyal sidekick and protector!

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    Horror story towns

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Elon-Headed Robot Dog Spotted In San Francisco

    sfist.com /2026/04/09/elon-headed-robot-dog-spotted-in-san-francisco/
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    Is it time for lunch yet?

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    You can keep your planet!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after

    soranews24.com /2026/04/08/man-bites-woman-at-cherry-blossom-park-in-japan-dies-shortly-after/
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    If you can't catch him...

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    Good Fortune

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    Everyone is staring at me

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    I should do a sleep study

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new product

    soranews24.com /2026/03/30/japanese-masturbatory-aid-and-insect-repellent-companies-collab-on-a-new-product/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    We made you dinner!

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    Mistakes were made

    www.patreon.com /posts/mistakes-were-153794060
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    Well now I'm hungry

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    Untouchable!