Skip Navigation

Posts
6
Comments
714
Joined
3 yr. ago

  • "Iiiii I made a pair of boots, you uhhhh can fuck one of the boots, uhhh even if you wear jeans. The other boot is ahhhh crockpot to make stew. Don't uhhhh, don't uh wear that boot, it's decorative. The leather isn't leather, it's a recycled dog skin fortified with bull semen and sauerkraut juice. Its also a good ahhh, a good jerky"

    RFK Jr. Commencement speech to the graduating class of the 2 hour online new employee training course for the Chipotle in Rancho Cucamunga, CA.

  • Don't forget random panels popping off during operation. Cringey "skins" applied to functional parts with shiity adhesive instead of bolts/rivets (e.g. the gas pedal cover that would fall off and jam the accelerator on), bricked by car wash unless deliberately triggering "car wash mode", hidden or no emergency release for door locks sealing people into burning/submerged vehicles, truck that can't tow, bed that can't fit common items like a bike or dimensional lumber, perpetually ugly rust/hand oil stained panels, no magic unbreakable panels/glass, less range delivered than advertised, multiple features disabled by snow, improper safety sensors to detect occlusions leading to the finger chop/pinch incidents, cheap vibrating interior and fake auto pilot that constantly tries to kill passengers and pedestrians. And of course giving car makers cover to follow the dangerous, shitty tablet based Interior and attempt to end physical, no-look controls in moving motor vehicles.

    And that's just top of mind from inside this hellish firehose to the face of disappointing information that we live in everyday.

    At least those 63 actual humans that purchased one clearly identify as the worst people in their communities with these malfunctioning $100,000 vape pens on wheels.

  • Interesting.

  • You shouldn't have to defend this, it was clear.

  • One minute beyond the deadline they will announce, "mitch was visiting the ole' Kentucky explosion factory today, not being a closeted homosexual, and in a freak accident, he exploded. So we're all super bummed that there can't be an autopsy now... Even if there could be of course, the results would just say he was definitely straight, and he was not dead for a month before his corpse living body was deliberately accidentally exploded."

  • Thanks. They shoot us with the firehose of chaos intentionally so that diving deeper and discussing the gray always feels impossible. We help each other refocus to persist through this nonsense.

  • "Look idiots, I have the machine that confidently lies ask itself if it did good. If the confident lie machine lies to itself and the machine being lied to lies again by saying to me that the first lying machine did not lie... Then I have 7 more lie machines do the same thing in sequence. So in the end, the only way I could fail is if all these amoral lying machines that lie, somehow ALL lied to each other, and then to me - which according to the lying machine, is impossible."

  • You're comparing a leaky faucet with Niagara Falls - Yes, we need to hold all leaders to account and that work is only beginning after an election. There are no perfect humans that we can just set to autopilot. But again, there is no credible comparison here specifically.

    I'm reminded of the recent comparison of Biden and trump on stock trades in office. Biden had something like 13 in 4 full years, I'd still prefer zero ideally... BUT trump has had something like 26,000 just within his first year of this term.

    That is the scale of comparison on EVERY SINGLE POINT that involves the trump admin. Adults discuss the gray area, there is no credible conversation about surface comparison here.

  • Just be sure you wash your key before entering the front if you used it in the back first.

  • Yes. It is already established that fascist cowards will cross oceans in last attempt to avoid the Nuremberg trials.

  • One minute beyond the deadline they will announce, "mitch was visiting the ole' Kentucky explosion factory today, not being a closeted homosexual, and in a freak accident, he exploded. So we're all super bummed that there can't be an autopsy now... Even if there could be of course, the results would just say he was definitely straight, and he was not dead for a month before his corpse living body was deliberately accidentally exploded."

  • "First, the people who work at Patreon are special, beautiful humans, through and through."

    Second... Fuck those worthless humans, we want endless growth until we die sad and still unfulfilled.

    Pamplemoose guy, you suck.

  • They all love giving those invisible handjobs don't they?

  • You're reposting month old speculative nonsense adding nothing to what was already a nothing - can't hear what is being said.

    You are, knowingly or not, regurgitating propaganda. Dip.

  • I guarantee that these goons cheat at solitaire, or they would if they had the basic comprehension skills needed to play solitaire.

  • "Yeah, but still! And probably what if?"

  • Remember that Earthbound Organics is also them unfortunately. Carried at Costco

  • Wow! How lucky are we?!! This also happens to coincide with Apple raising chocolate rations from 10 to 8!!!

  • "We've changed our minds , no more layoffs... Now is the time for lay ONS!!!! And instead of 'line goes up' another thing goes up now and it has... Infinite growth"

  • Modern book burning