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  • Not all trump voters are Todd, but every Todd is a trump voter

  • Could? You mean "are actively"

  • "I'm doing jumping jacks with my alive human parts!"

  • The world is actively imploding. You desperately want to put your head in the sand, but you're bored down there, so you now want to pull your head out and have the rest of us maintain your childish illusion while you ignore objective reality. Grow up and scroll beyond posts you don't need

    You're also showing yourself as confidently ignorant as you're angry, but also obviously aren't filtering certain communities or keywords that your sensitive eyes can't handle with your app. Again, grow up.

  • "AI" isn't a thing. Computer vision, machine learning, natural language processing and neural networks are. These can all be useful tools when regulated and maintained with active oversight to balance with society's other core priorities. What's at question is the current method and human cost for this frivolously hyped, deceptively marketed lying machine with a single tangible use to date, being the operating system for Facebook's pervert glasses. You didn't read, of missed the entire point of, this important article, shared from an important contemporary mind.

    Name and cite SPECIFIC examples of anything you claim.

    P.s. you don't "cure cancer"... cancer is a broad heading for hundreds of unique types of disease, presenting in different, completely unique systems within the human body. Like AI, "a cure for cancer" is a broad generalization of complex underlying systems that ignorant people make frivolously - People who think they HAVE the entire knowledge of the world in their brains, when they actually only have a plastic rectangle in their pants pocket with privilege-gated access to a (mostly corporate) CURATED VERSION of the world's historic knowledge. So if you've "cured cancer" friend, why aren't you treating the 20-30k humans that will die from a form or cancer today worldwide?

  • Super cool! Well we can base your personal healthcare on AI's sole guidance and if you are misdiagnosed, injured or dead as a result of an "oopsie", no human will be held legally liable - fun!

    So no real stakes for anyone to get it right, as with human-led interventions (with careers on the line at every stage to keep people engaged and honest). But corporations will probably just naturally do the right thing.

    But you're brave, you offer yourself as tribute to the lying machine. Tight tight tight!!!

  • Trust me, bro!

    They are real people these friends of mine, but you don't know them, because they are from a different school. And you won't see them this summer at all because... they are both actually models in Canada during the summer.

    But totally cured and now they get boners also with THIS ONE TRICK that doctors HATE it!!!

  • What a weird parasocial position to attempt a sincere defense of... Really planning for the future huh, you temporarily embarrassed millionaire?

    One daty you'll get that sweet mega yacht invite, and you'll be able to say, "don't worry friends, I always had your back when THEY would try to disparage you" and they'll say, "we always knew you were different, better... one of us, Stewart. We just had to wait until you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps, as of course, we all had before"

  • This person is either extremely confused or acting in bad faith, you don't need to engage further with them, piccolo.

  • The truth, brother... The truth.

    P.S. RFK Jr. probably killed a young girl with a golf club and the family had a "lesser" cousin take the fall. And his wife later hung herself. What the fudge, right?

  • "I lost my virginity to an all metal toilet in Guam. It was Robert Downey Sr's 43rd birthday party, I was bill cosby's +1 and we were celebrating at the corporate training restaurant for Cici's pizza. The toilet penetrated me with the confidence of an Olympic fencing champion and I saw the face of god. They served corn dogs, but reverse what you're picturing."

    -RFK Jr., 12 years old, mumblng to himself and convulsing before passing out in a ditch after snorting the entire contents of a full size fire extinguisher

  • ...It'sKilling the Company

    Wow, so Microsoft has zero profit this year, huh? How the mighty have fallen.

  • Is this a firm "day after it doesn't matter" deadline?

  • "Iiiii I made a pair of boots, you uhhhh can fuck one of the boots, uhhh even if you wear jeans. The other boot is ahhhh crockpot to make stew. Don't uhhhh, don't uh wear that boot, it's decorative. The leather isn't leather, it's a recycled dog skin fortified with bull semen and sauerkraut juice. Its also a good ahhh, a good jerky"

    RFK Jr. Commencement speech to the graduating class of the 2 hour online new employee training course for the Chipotle in Rancho Cucamunga, CA.

  • Don't forget random panels popping off during operation. Cringey "skins" applied to functional parts with shiity adhesive instead of bolts/rivets (e.g. the gas pedal cover that would fall off and jam the accelerator on), bricked by car wash unless deliberately triggering "car wash mode", hidden or no emergency release for door locks sealing people into burning/submerged vehicles, truck that can't tow, bed that can't fit common items like a bike or dimensional lumber, perpetually ugly rust/hand oil stained panels, no magic unbreakable panels/glass, less range delivered than advertised, multiple features disabled by snow, improper safety sensors to detect occlusions leading to the finger chop/pinch incidents, cheap vibrating interior and fake auto pilot that constantly tries to kill passengers and pedestrians. And of course giving car makers cover to follow the dangerous, shitty tablet based Interior and attempt to end physical, no-look controls in moving motor vehicles.

    And that's just top of mind from inside this hellish firehose to the face of disappointing information that we live in everyday.

    At least those 63 actual humans that purchased one clearly identify as the worst people in their communities with these malfunctioning $100,000 vape pens on wheels.

  • Interesting.

  • You shouldn't have to defend this, it was clear.

  • One minute beyond the deadline they will announce, "mitch was visiting the ole' Kentucky explosion factory today, not being a closeted homosexual, and in a freak accident, he exploded. So we're all super bummed that there can't be an autopsy now... Even if there could be of course, the results would just say he was definitely straight, and he was not dead for a month before his corpse living body was deliberately accidentally exploded."

  • Thanks. They shoot us with the firehose of chaos intentionally so that diving deeper and discussing the gray always feels impossible. We help each other refocus to persist through this nonsense.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    I need a map...

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    PayPal owns brands like Venmo, Honey and is heavily integrated into eBay - if you're looking to stop giving your money to bad companies, take a second to search their subsidiary brands as well.

    brandsownedby.com /what-companies-does-paypal-own/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Uncanny...

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Do companies store facial and voice recognition data from the thousands of hours of zoom/teams calls that their employees use?

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Is it known that some of the streaming services with advertising artificially reduce their ad length after the holidays?