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ShaggySnacks

@ ShaggySnacks @lemmy.myserv.one

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  • One can say raping children is a prerequisite to be a Republican politician.

  • Gaming PC deflects bullet shot through wall by neighbour, saving owner's life — criminal negligence charges for culprit who claims 'firearm was accidentally discharged by her dog'

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  • Yes, she has a little barrette and constantly quotes Meowarx.

  • Gaming PC deflects bullet shot through wall by neighbour, saving owner's life — criminal negligence charges for culprit who claims 'firearm was accidentally discharged by her dog'

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  • Including the pets.

    My cat encouraged me to buy guns. Something about overthrowing human bourgeois and installing a cat proletariat government,

  • Meta Furious Over Bombshell Smart Glasses Revelation

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  • Meta “We only created the Torment Nexus because of very flimsy reasons.”

  • Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker to suspend tax breaks offered to data centers

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  • Tax breaks are offered because data centres provide permanent, good paying jobs. /s

  • Benevolent dictator Zuck will give Meta staff 30-minute breaks from keylogging privacy assault

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  • Chaining people's immigration status to their employment just slavery with extra steps.*

    *Yes, I know employees are paid however they can't change jobs and they are stuck with whatever pay the employer gives them.

  • Meta putting up tents across the US to house AI servers, like ‘a scene out of the movie Mad Max’ — structures take three months to build and use jet engines for power

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  • Probably not however when you are rich, you can do anything.

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  • Democrats "This is a moral scandal!"

    Republicans "Yeah, Platner didn't try to fuck a child."

  • Furry monster

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  • All Hail Gamblor [PizzaCake]

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  • I don’t gamble. I buy stocks in companies.

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  • Not if we give both of them a little fair amount of PCP.

  • Mike Pence says the Trump administration has ‘departed’ from conservative principles

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  • Ohh Mikey, when did Lumpty Trumpty departed from conservative principles? Was it when Lumpty Trumpty came done on the escalator and immediately started saying racist shit? Was it when Trumpty was caught on video claiming about sexually assaulting women? Or was it when the racist and sexist comments picked up? Was it the breaching of the constitutional rights?

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  • Please, pretty please can we Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock. Let's just abosuletly confirm that SCOTUS is just a circus.

  • Kid Rock humiliated as he's snubbed from Donald Trump's MAGA festival line-up

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  • Now this is a delicious LAMF moment.

  • Superman is a moron

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  • Alternative proposal: simply change the working day to 6 hours.

    I think we would gave better luck finding a way to have a 30 hour day.

  • White House honors Harambe 10 years after his death, hailing him as a “true patriot"

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  • Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

  • Shower thoughts

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  • Xenomorph Queen's coworker Ripley notices her stuffing herself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting and remarks: "Hey Xenomoprh Queen, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." After the meeting, Xenomorph Queen thinks up a comeback: "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you." She becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that she can make use of this comeback, despite Jerry, Elaine and Kramer all telling her that the comeback makes no sense.

    Ripley changes jobs to Firestone in Akron, Ohio. Xenomorph Queen flies there to attend a meeting, and brings a tray of shrimp, prompting Ripley to repeat her "ocean" zinger. When Xenomorph Queen delivers the comeback, Ripley simply shoots back "What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller." In desperation, Xenomorph Queen claims she had sex with Ripley's wife. This reduces the room to an offended silence, since Ripley's wife is in a coma. After arriving back in New York, Xenomorph Queen thinks of a new comeback, beginning with "the life support machine called...", and makes a U-turn so she can fly back to Akron and deliver it.

  • US Law Enforcement Warns of ‘Anti-Tech Extremism’ as AI Hatred Grows

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  • Tech Oligarchs "Hey, US government. How about we make crimes against AI data centers a terrorist crime?"

    US Government "Yes, Daddy."

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  • RAM IS PEOPLE!