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ShaggySnacks

@ ShaggySnacks @lemmy.myserv.one

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  • Trump administration touts Iran deal as a payday for US farmers, but Iran denies it

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  • The problem is that you are not thinking like a grifter. It's going to be some Trump lackey in charge of the escrow fund, who's sole job is to make sure that escrow money goes into Trump and Co's pockets.

  • When typing took that long, you had to prioritize what was important to say.

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  • So old people have their own secret language that young people can't decipher?

  • When typing took that long, you had to prioritize what was important to say.

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  • Tucker Carlson says he'll no longer support the Republican Party

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  • All the MAGA grifters are trying to distance themself from the fuck show of MAGA.

  • More Than 770,000 Children Are No Longer Receiving SNAP Benefits After Trump Changes Federal Food Program

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  • The minors yearn for the mines, the food processing plants, the factories, the kitchen, and everywhere else.

  • Meta wants a child safety bill rewritten to shield it from lawsuits over harm to kids

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  • At a certain size of a company, law suits are just the cost of doing business.

  • Fan Dressed in Banana Costume Harassed by Hardcore Band at Gig: ‘Conform or Get Called Out’

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  • If I was a singer of a band and people showed up in costumes. I would get them on stage, celebrate their whimsy, and encourage more fans to show up in costumes.

    A most pit with a bunch of people in costumes, that sounds like fun.

  • Nobody wants to haunt a McMansion

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  • Don't forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.

  • Fan Dressed in Banana Costume Harassed by Hardcore Band at Gig: ‘Conform or Get Called Out’

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  • Nobody wants to haunt a McMansion

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  • Fucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.

  • You Can’t Have Both Democracy and Billionaires

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  • Meanwhile everyone else is grounded into the dust.

  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • Sorry, no room in the budget for pizza parties.

  • Ben-Gvir cancels family vacation to U.S. after difficulties with travel visa

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  • The missed opportunity of terrorist Ben-Gvir of being picked up by ICE and lost in the ICE prison system and potentially being deported to El Salvador makes me sad.

    Just knowing that Ben-Gvir would be screaming "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM WITH THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT!" as bunch of ICE agents go "Yeah, buddy. Sure you are" as they pack that piece of shit Ben-Gvir into a ICE van.

    Then the Israeli genocide government furiously trying to find Bennny-Gvir and the US government just going "Yeah, turns out keeping shoddy prison records to frustrate any attempts of accountability or make it harder for people to get justice. Not really helping us in this situation."

    A bunch of ICE prison guards shipping Giga Karen Ben-Gvir to El Salvador simply because the guards got tired of Ben-Gvir's shit. We all can see Ben-Gvir just being the worse prisoner. Complaining about the food, constantly telling everyone that they are terrorist government minister, etc.

    Would fuckwit Benni-Gvir change their mind about being an Israeli Zionist? No. Dipshit McGee Ben-Gvir would probably praise ICE and was glad to get a first hand experience of quashing human rights.

  • Muslims at Texas GOP Convention told to leave party, country

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  • At the end of the day I blamed it on what I blame everything on: Reagan. These were Boomer age folks who remember the gilded 80s in US pop culture.

    Don't forget Marget Thatcher and the rest of 80s Conservative Ghouls.

  • Mitch McConnell, 84, hospitalized for second time in just a few months

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  • Someone had to reboot Glitchy McConnell.

  • Crrreeeak

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  • The cat was getting ready for the revolution.

  • Microsoft doesn't know what to do about the memory pricing crisis Microsoft is causing

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  • I went to my thoughts store and they were all out of thoughts. The prayer store? Out of business.