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STUNT_GRANNY

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  • 111 mph: Brevard Deputy of the Year avoids arrest under Florida ‘Super Speeder’ law

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  • It's far beyond the posted speed limit anywhere in America, which is where this cop was riding his bike.

    Highest posted speed limit in this country is 85mph, on a small stretch of toll road in Texas. Which converts to a "mere" 137kph. We don't have un-restricted highways here.

  • What do we think of "MacGyver"?

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  • I enjoy the show, it's a good comfort-watch. Being an avid Mythbusters fan too, though, sometimes it's hard for me to look past all the stuff that they've proven to not be possible. But I chalk it up to artistic license and have a good time anyway.

  • You just got pulled over by the police for speeding on the highway (50+, stunt driving), what song was blaring in your car?

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  • I love the Belter creole cover used in The Expanse

  • You just got pulled over by the police for speeding on the highway (50+, stunt driving), what song was blaring in your car?

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  • Bellbottoms - The John Spencer Blues Explosion.

    If not that, then pretty much any eurobeat song. I've got a special playlist.

  • Favorite Killing Nazis Movie?

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  • I'd say it counts, those two in the Pinto definitely bought it when their car hit the ground from hundreds of feet in the air.

  • Suppose the last movie you saw and the last videogame you played had a crossover. What would that world look like?

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  • Project Zomboid and The Long Walk. I feel like the crossover would be pretty seamless. The contest could be played, the movie could be re-enacted on a multiplayer server, with a couple of mods that already exist currently.

  • What are your favorite joke/insult names for corporations?

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  • Whenever my grandmother talks about United Parcel Service, she always says "ups", one syllable, instead of U-P-S like most people do.

    Lately though, whenever she gets a package that arrives damaged, she calls them "Oops".

    Whenever I'd encounter 18-wheelers out on the road, everyone has the usual jokes about Swift. Sure Wish I'd Finished Training, Stevie Wonder's Institute For Trucking, etc. but there's jokes for every large trucking company.

    TMC: Turtles Moving Cargo

    Prime Inc: Please Remember, I'm Missouri Educated

    CRST: Crash 'n Roll Stunt Team

    U.S. Express becomes Useless Express in my head. The list goes on.

  • In your opinion is reading War and Peace the same accomplishment as listening to the audiobook? Why or why not?

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  • Humans were telling stories to each other orally, way before they'd ever started writing those stories down. If you ask me, audiobooks are just an extension of that history. That doesn't mean I think audiobooks are a superior format for reading, but it's not an inferior one either.

    As far as audiobooks go, this isn't really much of a thing anymore, but the only important caveat I'd make is abridged books versus the whole thing. If you want to read a story, read the whole damn story. But that's just equivalent to skimming through or looking up cliff notes for a hard copy.

  • Looks like I failed ...

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  • Did you ever use the word "perchance"?

  • What is your favourite hobby and what do you value it for?

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  • Sim racing.

    I'm a major gearhead, I've always loved cars, driving, in pretty much any form it comes in. Especially racing. I follow, or I've at least watched/heard of basically every form of motorsport on the planet. Getting to do it in real life has been a dream of mine, but that requires a lot of time and money I simply don't have.

    For the cost of a beat-up Miata and a set of summer tires, my sim rig PC lets me (virtually) drive any car, on any track, at any time. And not just cars; trucks, planes, pretty much anything. There's also the added benefits of not having to pay for car repairs or hospital bills whenever I virtually crash.

    Sure, it's still not the same as the real thing, but with all the hardware and peripherals at my disposal, I can get pretty damn close.

  • Who have you gotten an autograph of?

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  • NASCAR driver Josh Wise.

    Cringy as it is to think about now, I was swept up in all the DogeCar hype back in 2014. Made sure to pre-order a die cast as soon as I could, and the driver signed it for me later, at an unrelated race.

    Also, Skweezy Jibbs. He signed my brother's pants at a movie theater a few weeks ago, and then my brother gifted me the pants.

  • What's your go to when you want someone to be impressed by or at least thoroughly enjoy your food?

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  • Cacio e pere - just cheese and pears, with pasta.

    Boil your choice of pasta. I usually prefer penne for this. While that's happening, dice a pear or two, pan fry them in olive oil. Take some of the pasta water, mix it into some pecorino romano cheese to make a paste. Add pepper. Drain noodles, add them to pan, along with cheese paste. Mix it all together. Done.

  • Cat.

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  • cat.

    edit: Cat.

  • If every star in the night sky is a signal is it possible to send data to other galaxies by intermittently blocking out the suns light in that direction?

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  • Man, I was hoping this book series would get a mention here. Blocking out the sun as a means of transmitting a message is something that happens in the series. Or, it's talked about, at least. It's been a while since I've read it.

  • What was the absolute worst bootleg DVD menu you encountered during the physical media era?

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  • I was on a charter bus once as a kid, for a school trip, and the driver had a pirated copy of Shrek 3 in the bus's DVD player. I only remember this because the bus broke down along the way, right after the DVD player was turned on, but before anyone could actually start the movie.

    So, we sat on the side of the road, while the DVD's "menu" ran on a loop. Nearly two hours of Shrek yelling "get your royal highness to Far Far Away Land before I kick it there. Now, which way am I kicking?"

  • What is your favourite song in another language?

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  • La Gata Bajo la Lluvia by Rocio Dúrcal

  • What’s the most tone-deaf advertisement or marketing campaign you’ve ever seen?

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  • Oof, yeah, ouch. Reminds me of the time Mazda used the Lorax to promote an SUV they were selling. Totally would've answered with that, had I not remembered the GE thing.

  • What’s the most tone-deaf advertisement or marketing campaign you’ve ever seen?

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  • I remember General Electric got a lot of flak for a commercial of theirs, meant to "celebrate America's hard workers" or whatever.

    They used the song Sixteen Tons.

  • How would you feel modern medicine advanced to the point where doctors believed it was too arduous to try and fight diseases and instead would replace people with healthy copies?

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  • If a "live" consciousness transfer isn't possible, I'd only go for it if I was told I'd fall asleep and wake up in a new body. I wouldn't want to know if this was how it actually worked.

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    Welp. Cat distribution system has found me again. This is Kovu.

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    "this is fine, nothing to see here." - Nemesis

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    Goku isn't actually sad, he just kinda always looks it.