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  • Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]

    Ladies playing the trumpet irl

  • Checks out

  • Welp glad I never put in my WiFi. This’ll be my last LG

  • Behind the Bastards had a good one on Jobs, where they went into a little bit how he believed in this mucus theory, it was pure madness. And it’s why he died.

  • OP replaced “correlation”

  • How about Federal United Corporation of Kingdom States

  • This is just for Americans. From Americans. Americans are complaining. They are literally allowed to vote against this kind of behaviour.

    On the Google article it was Google’s fault, on the Apple article it’s Apple’s fault. These are American companies run by American billionaires following American rules.

    I feel like maybe the problem here is not Lake America, but America

  • “1000 Swiss volunteers missing following underwear experiment”

  • I’d argue 8.5" isn’t even used. Half an inch is 12.7mm, 8.5" ≈ 215.9mm. Most machines are calibrated using SI, so they’ll do ~216mm instead, and then what’s the point, just discard US Letter

  • “Thanks for noticin’ me.”

    Eeyore

  • Cameras that don’t record are arguably more akin to sensors?

  • Eats 6 3/8 American bricks of milk a day

  • Another thing on the list of don’t buy in America :(

  • Die Antwoord are terrible people

  • Cthurobo

  • It’s almost the same if you’re a woman and see a man who’s looking a little skittish

    1. Unbuckle your teeth, nobody like a tight toother
    2. Tie one leg behind your back and strap on something and pop it in your shoe
    3. Wave both hands in the air in a jazz fashion so they can see you coming
    4. Say something normative like mshnklfcknwoshlstf
    5. You can communicate by sucking in your lips and pretending you don’t have any
    6. If possible wear the skin of the last man you crossed
  • Reminds me of this

  • Finch? Yeah it’s the same machine, just with a fun robot hand to make the sacrilege seem less awful, maybe?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    SK Hynix CEO: Current memory semiconductor prices are "abnormally high"

    www.chosun.com /english/industry-en/2026/07/19/ZBHGW633FFDFDLAL57N2WRRVQA/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Safe firearm storage may reduce blood lead levels in children

    www.brown.edu /news/2026-06-04/firearms-storage-lead
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Warner Bros. Discovery Announces Post-Split Company Names, Warner Bros. and Discovery

    variety.com /2025/tv/news/warner-bros-discovery-post-separation-company-names-executive-leadership-teams-1236472168/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    UK Lawyers for Israel condemned over claim Gaza war may reduce obesity

    www.theguardian.com /world/2025/may/10/uk-lawyers-for-israel-condemned-over-claim-war-may-reduce-obesity-in-gaza