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ParadoxSeahorse

@ ParadoxSeahorse @lemmy.world

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  • ouuuuu i love garlic sooo much :)

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  • It’s really easy:

    1. When it sprouts because you’ve forgotten to use it
    2. Separate the good cloves from the moldy ones
    3. Plant the good cloves in the garlic flower bed
    4. Forget to harvest the garlic
    5. Buy more garlic and put it in the cupboard

    Repeat as necessary

  • It's True

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  • This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails

  • He wants to destroy us

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  • Isn’t it worse that he was treated like an alien and found solace in materialism and so discarded the human race

  • Some Ramen I had yesterday night

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  • It’s actually just one long noodle

  • Rising Temperatures Are Threatening Italy’s Bank Reserves—Because They’re Made of Parmesan Cheese

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  • Ah Italy is on the moon

  • The Quiet Decision Microsoft Made That Devastated Thousands of Nonprofits

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  • Someone else scamputer

  • Amazon Caught Destroying Rare Books to Train AI

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  • I wish I had fewer opportunities to post this gif, I hate it

  • Formula 1 for me.

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  • Tfw you realise the country you’re living in has its own fandom for something and they’re ridiculously welcoming

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    What thing would be nice to have but can't have it because we can't trust people?

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  • Why would they be a “nice to have” without people being who they are?

    Would they just be lying around waiting for children to hurt themselves? That seems to be their main use already

  • Forced intimacy

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  • I read “Fingering warmth“

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    Astronauts can only use MacBook in space

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  • I suspect the prompt contained “facing” which fucked up the directionality of all the logos and flags

  • Are we just making up language rules as we go?

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  • In French you can say ininflammable

  • Are we just making up language rules as we go?

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  • Should have been enflammable

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • Either way. The OP is iOS afaict

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • On iOS if you swipe down, the “full status bar” has the percentage either way

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • Well 50 / indeterminate amount

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • The black mirror is when other people can see your number! On a(n even) darker note, I think that’s exactly what they do on death row tbf

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • Personally it feels like having a countdown until time of death

  • This happens a lot.

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  • When you still need a job