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  • If you’re rich enough every consequence is just an admission fee. Rinse and repeat.

  • Get your thyroid checked.

  • A utility knife and an empty pack of Zyns, 0.05% drop rate for a guitar pick(Legendary, bespoke.).

  • What sports and genders do animals do? Give examples.

  • Wow, everybody in the comments of this post sucks.

  • Request denied.

  • At this point, most all of it.

  • How about this instead? You just declare the seat vacant already and do your god damned job, you spineless fuck.

  • Don’t be shitty.

  • “Due to complications.”

  • Accurate username.

  • It's that capacitors never short and burn out.

    As a long time maintenance technician, this made me unreasonably angry. This is something I would punch somebody for asserting.

  • Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

  • I agree, and I do love the weird little guy, he’s my buddy. He’s an ungovernable asshole, but that’s kind of why I like him, he’s a rebel, we get each other. Could have used a little more time between cats, though.

    His mom, my sister, did the exact same thing when our mom’s cat passed, showed up two days later with a kitten that was meowing outside her window in the rain. He ended up being the perfect little man, though, he’s the kind of cat that makes people think they want a cat, very much unlike the beast that was dropped onto my doorstep.

  • That’s the biggest reason I didn’t want another cat, I had just said goodbye to my best friend of 23 years, Jim Bones, a couple months earlier, it fucking destroyed me. It was some ugly cryin’. That’s in my future once again, now.

  • I didn’t find the little dumbass in the trash, but my nephew did, then he showed up at my door with a sob story and an idiot cat. He thought me seeing the skinny, hungry, idiot street rat of an animal with his big dumb eyes and stupid clipped ear and how affectionate he was that I wouldn’t be able to say no because he “nEeDS a GooD hOmE, hE’s sOOO tHin anD hUngRy, WiNTeR iS cOMiNg,” and I “hAvE a HeaRt ANd LOvE aNimALs aNd wOuLD tAKe gOOd cAre oF hIm,” like a dumbass.

    I hate that he was right.

  • I won’t die alone, I’m going to jump off of a building downtown in a suit filled with candy when the time comes. King sized. The good stuff.

  • Fuck no.

  • cats @sh.itjust.works

    Pre-poop zoomies...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    This was just sitting on the ground outside!