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MutantTailThing

@ MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

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  • Dead YT channels that you stay subscribed to and visit every now and then?

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  • You sayin’ ‘e done popped hisself?

  • Dead YT channels that you stay subscribed to and visit every now and then?

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  • PhotonicInduction

    I aint ‘avin it.

  • He would have loved Lemmy

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  • Well I'm not Orgazmo but if you want to you do you.

  • Getting to Work On Time [Mr. Lovenstein]

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  • I work shifts, so my sleep cycle is fucked six ways to sunday already. That said, I oversleep maybe once or twice every year, so when it happens I just roll with it. If I'm gonna be late I'm gonna be late, oh well.

    Compared to THOSE ASSHOLES who show up exactly five minutes late every single day, I'd say I got my shit pretty much in order.

  • He would have loved Lemmy

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  • If you think I’m gonna read all that you’ve got another thing coming

  • Worst Isekai - CatTrigger

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  • Someone once said an ambulance isn’t your personal taxi to the hospital, like my brother in fuck what do you think it is then?

  • Getting to Work On Time [Mr. Lovenstein]

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  • I once overslept a bit, but figured if I hauled absolute ass I might just still make it on time.

    But I decided fuck that, if Im gonna oversleep I might as well be well rested so I just rolled over again.

  • What's your entirely unimportant and inconsequential hot take?

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  • What psychopath is gonna drive 32??

  • What's your entirely unimportant and inconsequential hot take?

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  • Whoever invented jetskis and didn’t call them boatorcycles seriously fucked up

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

    Evolution

  • True

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  • But they look so cute while doing it!

  • True

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  • That’s probably because they used all your drugs

  • This has been happening to a lot of people recently

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  • Man I hate it when that happens.

  • I... guess?

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  • ‘What makes you think I loved you to begin with?’

  • Just experienced this first hand

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  • I love being a EUrangutan

  • Just experienced this first hand

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  • Facebook asked for me ID and I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and it got accepted

  • What countries do you want to exist?

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  • Rome.

  • take a deep underwater breath

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  • The people hated him because he told them the truth.

  • TIL Gabe Newell (CEO of Valve) bought and owns the megayachts company Oceanco

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  • Fuck me that’s in my home town!

  • Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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  • When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    People who still use Reddit, why?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

    What’s with all the furry porn on this platform?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's wrong with Brave browser?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Recommended mobile apps for Lemmy?