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MutantTailThing

@ MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

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  • take a deep underwater breath

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  • The people hated him because he told them the truth.

  • TIL Gabe Newell (CEO of Valve) bought and owns the megayachts company Oceanco

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  • Fuck me that’s in my home town!

  • Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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  • When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

  • It really ties the universe together

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  • It’s all turtle puke

  • Awareness is half the battle!

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  • I could have sworn this used to be an Albanian virus.

  • What's that thing the internet insists you be outraged about but you just can't bring yourself to care?

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  • Rohingya in Myanmar, Uyghurs in China. Then there's the genocides in South-Sudan, Ethiopia and Ukraine

  • Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]

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  • Ok grok

  • Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]

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  • Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

  • "Beans!" In 2021, thousands of teenagers suddenly developed the same violent tics, every medical test came back clean, and the real cause turned out to be hiding on their phones.

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  • That is a LOT of words to say teenagers are fucking stupid.

  • What's that thing the internet insists you be outraged about but you just can't bring yourself to care?

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  • Israel-Palestine war.

    So many wars and other genocides going on in the world yet the internet decides this is the one I should be mad about. Hypocrisy.

  • I don’t know, I never thought I’d get this far

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  • I like doing stuff and junk

  • Is it working?

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  • That Putin?

  • People who still use Reddit, why?

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  • Oh I know, there’s some lunatics out here

  • There's one on every vid

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  • Reading YouTube comments is like sticking a turd in a bandsaw. You just don’t do it!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

    People who still use Reddit, why?

  • TIL public dancing is banned on some holidays in most state or canton governments in Germany and Switzerland

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  • JETZT GIBST’S TANZVERBOT

  • Happy Monday

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  • Luckily I live a stones throw away from the largest oil refinery in Europe

  • Happy Monday

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  • I’ve heard global thermonuclear armageddon isn’t such a bad way to go.

  • What's something you know about philosophy?

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  • The philosopher Schopenhauer absolutely HATED noisy people. He once threw a cleaning lady down a set of stairs because she was making too much noise.

    Later he wrote a treatise where he posed that a persons tolerance towards noise is inversely related to their intelligence.

    Also, one should not remove the anal beads as if one is attempting to start a lawnmower.

  • Me when there's a cat:

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  • Dachscat.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

    What’s with all the furry porn on this platform?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

    What's wrong with Brave browser?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

    Recommended mobile apps for Lemmy?