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Mouselemming

@ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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  • Halloween costume idea

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  • What with Vance and all, couch costumes are too double-entendre

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  • He raises my voice, high unto the Heavens!

  • Noem Gloats She’ll Unleash ICE at Super Bowl in MAGA Troll

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  • I've no dog in this fight, but be sure you recheck the new version when you're back to a saner frame of mind.

  • lay a while and listen

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  • I'm living food storage to myself.

  • Because your PC should smell nice: Apacer adds essential oil diffuser to SSD

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  • Could you not just sit a little sponge on the warm top of the unit and add a drop of fragrance now and then?

  • Jeff Bezos hails AI boom as 'good' kind of bubble

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  • Definitely but also grew stubble to widen his jaw relative to his ears

  • "Emergency" naked bike ride planned as Trump set to deploy troops to Portland

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  • Just in case ICE comes to kidnap everyone, it would be nice if the bystanders wore extra clothes they could lend the nakies because it's cold in the KKKamps

  • Texting abbreviations at this old age

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  • But autocomplete just gave us "appreciations" when you meant to type "abbreviations," so you still gotta pay attention.

  • 'None of us have ever asked for special treatment' - US female veterans respond to Hegseth speech

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  • Shewee ftw

  • Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip, officials say

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  • Murder did occur to me, I watch a lot of detective shows.

    But it's just possible his body was concealed by brush and the back of his hair was seen against the branches.

    Of course it would have to be a nearsighted trigger-happy idiot too "alpha male" to wear glasses, (or has a dad who's not gonna let his son appear weak) but I'm pretty sure the situation self-selected for that.

  • Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip, officials say

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  • Sadly there's a certain adorable resemblance

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  • Oh the abductors' connected to the Thigh bone,

    The adductors' connected to the Knee bone,

    And they're both connected to the Pelvis bone

    I have no idea what I'm doing!

    Doot-doot-doot doing!

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  • No, that's ICE!

  • Veterans react to Hegseth’s ‘insulting’ address to generals and admirals

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  • One thing every general knows is that appalled silence looks and sounds exactly like respectful silence, and can also be a two hour eyes-open nap.

  • Members of Congress still get paid during a government shutdown

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  • It's petty cash compared to the millions in grift, his whole family is like remoras

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  • I'm trying to figure out how they're supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?

    Edit: Urgh, I just realized there's probably some evil bastards out there who'd smuggle armadillo babies in their pants.

  • Members of Congress still get paid during a government shutdown

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  • So does the President.

  • More for folks from walkable environments, my question is: would you walk an hour and 15 minutes to go to say, the library?

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  • 45 minutes each way would come to 1:15 total walking time

    But edit: OP mentions in a comment that it's going to total 2.5 hours.

    Maybe OP is short like me. We take longer to get places

  • Trump Tells Generals the Military Will Be Used to Fight ‘Enemy Within’

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  • That was no jest.