My husband just reminded me what this actually is. It's not for people being late for work, it's for people demanding their money back from DB. And it's only issued after the train was late for a certain time, an hour at least, iirc - because if they did this for shorter delays, they wouldn't get around to doing anything but issue delay certificates. (Note that you only get the entire cost back when the train was delayed significantly, for several hours, otherwise it's a partial refund at best.)
Not because our trains are usually so very reliable though. On the contrary, if DB has actually managed to implement a mechanism like that (I personally haven't heard of it), that's because they get so many complaints and people kept demanding some kind of documentation to show their higher-ups to explain why they're always late.
Porn on tumblr was an early victim of credit card companies not wanting to be associated with that filthy filth, like what happened recently with videogames. Iirc, they pressured app stores to take the tumblr app down.
Abraham to Beebraham: "Okay to borrow your zebra for a sec?"
"Can I borrow your zebra" in rather casual speech is "Kann ich ma dein Zebra ham", where "Zebra ham" sounds like C-braham. As in A-braham B-braham C-braham. I swear it's hilarious.
Haifisch is also correct but less commonly used. Sounds a bit old-timey, my first association is Mackie Messer (Mac the Knife): "Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne".
I thought I might make a joke about the Deutsche Bahn but I don't think it would go over well.
Edit: I should add explanations.
"To go over well" in German is "(gut) ankommen". "Ankommen" also means "to arrive" - which Deutsche Bahn trains are notoriously bad at doing in a timely manner.
Who'd've thunk that not only doing everything your userbase does not want but also actively bullying a large portion of that userbase into leaving wouldn't create revenue? No, being quirky on main and self-deprecating every once in a while won't change that.
Edit: this sounds like "bullying people into leaving" and "what the userbase does not want" are two different things. That's not what I meant. I'm overthinking this. I strongly deny any accusation of ever having pissed on a poor.
A cautionary tale about what happens when your parents worry too little and society thinks ADHD means exclusively hyperactive boy trouble makers. An important but exhausting and depressing movie that nobody watches.
"Hello, I'd like one of those smurfs from up on that shelf, please.""Want me to get one down for you?""Sure, if I can get a smurf in return?"