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@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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  • socks :D

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  • MaryJane's

  • Jelly was freed from her head cone and she's been up my ass ever since

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  • I've never tried tbh. She's been good so far. She's just been sleeping on my bed for the most part lol

  • Jelly was freed from her head cone and she's been up my ass ever since

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  • Nah. She's just a weirdo

  • What's your favorite song lyric?

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  • "The hand that feeds deserves to be bitten when it beats." - Hand that Feeds by the Crane Wives

    When being broke as fuck is getting me down, I jam to that song and I don't feel so bad after.

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    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    Jelly was freed from her head cone and she's been up my ass ever since

  • Kansas Schools Now Collect Phones at the Door – Spends $180K On Smartphone Lockers

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  • People who do certain govt work. Makes dealing with MFA the biggest pain in the ass.

  • Whiskers Jelly (Jelly for short) teased the dogs then went up on her shelf

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  • She's damn good at it too

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    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    Whiskers Jelly (Jelly for short) teased the dogs then went up on her shelf

  • The Government is Monitoring Anti-Flock TikTok and Instagram Accounts

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  • Kiss under the gates of the gulag lol

  • Chuck Schumer's future in doubt—Full list of Democrats rallying against him

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  • Get 'im

  • Why Is Everyone In Tech So Sad?

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  • I work at an MSP and see profound idiocy every day and nobody has the will or desire to learn anything. I had to give someone directions on how to plug a wired mouse into a computer the other day.

    I see at least one functionally illiterate person a week while working.

  • Give me your best 3 song playlist for waking up my teenager for school.

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  • Dragostei Din Tae

    Jump in my car by David hasselhoff

    Hey Ya by Outlast

  • What was the last emergency situation you were in? What happened and what part did you play?

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  • My cat caught my house on fire in February. She was jumping around in the middle of the night and turned on the stove before knocking a Tupperware onto it. I woke up choking on smoke. I could have totally died because my fire detector didn't go off. Only time having fucked up lungs has come in handy.

    Called the fire department and the first dude showed up in two minutes. Turns out he lives like 6 houses down from me.

    Thankfully the damage was minimal and all of my pets and I were fine. I don't own a stove/oven anymore though lol. I didn't use the thing anyway. I cook w/ my microwave, an air fryer, and slow cooker. I have a countertop oven as well if I need it. My aunt got my stove to replace hers, so everything worked out. Got a big portable dishwasher to go where the stove was and it's great.

  • Is Google Gemini trained on Google docs? One indie developer thinks so, after it told players about his unreleased game plans

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  • I hope Gemini likes my really bad smut fanfics, cause that is the only thing I kept in docs when I used it lmao

  • Small town cops really do suck

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  • My small town had two cops. had the "chief" was transferred to a bigger town with more minorities. So now my town only has one cop. I bet things are going to actually calm down a lot

  • ICE builds round-the-clock hunt to unmask online accounts saying 'naughty' things about it

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  • I appreciate you dude, for real. If we were neighbors, I'd fight some gravy seals for you.

  • ICE builds round-the-clock hunt to unmask online accounts saying 'naughty' things about it

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  • Lmao come get me fellas

  • Broccoli Cheddar snoozing when he should be teaching Butternut Squash

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  • 100000%

  • Broccoli Cheddar snoozing when he should be teaching Butternut Squash

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  • This year there has been:

    Broccoli Cheddar French Onion Lobster Bisque Mushroom Barley Butternut Squash

    French Onion and Lobster Bisque were adopted. I'm hoping the rest, except Broccoli Cheddar, get adopted.

    I'm considering adopting Broccoli Cheddar after I get my current cat spayed.

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    Broccoli Cheddar snoozing when he should be teaching Butternut Squash

  • Broccoli Cheddar was making sure Sandy's supplement was adequate

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  • Broccoli Cheddar was making sure Sandy's supplement was adequate

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  • 100%

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    Broccoli Cheddar was making sure Sandy's supplement was adequate

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some cute names for female vipers?

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    Broccoli Cheddar looking at the barn announcement board like he can actually read

  • cats @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    Broccoli Cheddar is still having eye issues, but he ain't letting it get him down

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    French Onion has joined the barn helper ranks

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    The newest barn babies are finally exploring.

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    Our boi Broccoli Cheddar is getting so big

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    What are your signs that indicate you're about to crash out?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    Have you ever experienced dissociation and derealization? If so, what was the experience like?

  • cats @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    Our boi Broccoli Cheddar seconds before he jumped at Lisa

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    What do I need to know to install grapheneOS on a Google Pixel?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Broccoli Cheddar doesn't have any playmates his age so he plays with Lisa

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    Lil dude Broccoli Cheddar started following me around the barn today.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    What's your guilty pleasure?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

    If you had to track someone, what tech would you use?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Broccoli Cheddar made an appearance!

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    Broccoli Cheddar and Mama Cat