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@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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  • What Are Your Hobbies? Trying to Find Something New

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  • My passion is horses and horseback riding, but it's dangerous and expensive so I don't recommend it to folks unless they have money and are into taking risks lol.

    I love cross stitching and writing as well.

  • What are some cute names for female vipers?

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  • Oh I love that one

  • What are some cute names for female vipers?

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  • Edited the post to put the pic in lol

  • Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now

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  • They do go far with trebuchets

  • Reading All-Star

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  • Me reading at a collegiate level in 2nd grade then ending up as a dumbass adult.

  • You find yourself teleported onto the stage of a TED talk right NOW with a large audience. What topic do you speak about?

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  • My horse. Sandy Lou.

  • Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now

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  • I don't make the prices. I'm just a grunt in the IT trenches. 🥲

  • Kentucky Governor Warns He Got Calls “Suggesting” Mitch McConnell Died

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  • How close are we to Marionette Mitch?

  • Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now

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  • The only thing I like about Microsoft is that their shit products give me job security.

    I get to do an extensive Microsoft Teams training for some middle-aged dudes next week. One of the men doesn't recognize me as someone who can fix his shit. He straight up says, "Have one of your techs, your guys, give me a call" and I always tell him I am a technician and can handle his problem so he doesn't have to wait. I use my kindest, sweetest customer service voice to talk to him and he has never once called me by my name despite it showing on his computer when I connect to it. He calls me honey and dear a lot and not in the endearing old person way.

    But dealing with him pays the bills so

  • Thieves Are Now Targeting AI Data Center Construction Sites for Copper and Expensive Equipment

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  • You're just bad owners at this point

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  • Idk how people can do this. Like, I was invited to a 4th of July party and I wasn't going to go if I couldn't find someone to sit with my dogs. I ended up paying my mom to watch them for me. My beagle is terrified of fireworks and he has reactions to emergency anxiety meds, so just sitting with him and keeping him company and hugging him is very important. Apparently he had a great time lol. My doodle doesn't give a shit about fireworks. She's just down to do whatever the beagle is doing lol.

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  • Don't forget that they can die of a tummy ache!

    They have VERY precarious digestion and digestive anatomy. They can very easily colic (colic is a very generalized term here btw) and die. Almost saw a horse die this past spring because it had an empty stomach for just a little too long.

    Colic is my biggest fear as a horse owner. My childhood horse died from it. We don't know what exactly happened with her. We found her exhibiting all the symptoms and we did what we could but by the time the vet got there, she'd been deteriorating for almost 10 hours. She couldn't stay standing at that point and had nearly crushed me and two other people trying to keep her on her feet. She was put down and the whole thing fucked me up real bad for a long time.

    She put up one hell of a fight for being as old as she was. She was 33 and didn't act it at all.

  • SpaceX Investors Are Having Another Brutal Day

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  • Bring back the cold, please.

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  • Winter makes my lupus act up terribly and I can hardly function. Summer heat nowakes my heart condition act up and I can hardly function. There's a period of like 2 weeks in the spring and fall that are perfect

  • Thank you for your service

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  • Hellll yeah. I'll be going out to do some training with Sandy later this week. I'll make sure to get pics and vids of her and I'll try to get pics of Broccoli Cheddar if he's around when I'm there. He goes off on lil adventures and I miss him some days

  • Thank you for your service

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  • I don't do memes, but I provide lots of animal pics. Mostly Sandy the Federiverse Horse and more recently, Broccoli Cheddar the Barn Cat

  • Broccoli Cheddar looking at the barn announcement board like he can actually read

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  • Lmao

  • Broccoli Cheddar is still having eye issues, but he ain't letting it get him down

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  • Bro i've been tryin 😭

    I'm flat broke rn and will be for a hot minute. Gotta start paying back my student loans and then I gotta get my house foundation fixed which is spensive.

  • Broccoli Cheddar is still having eye issues, but he ain't letting it get him down

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  • Hell yeah

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    Barn baby Cheddar Broccoli is out and about now!

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    Yesterday's horse training helper! I call him Orion

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    This is Jelly. Jelly almost burned the house down this morning.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are your Valentine's Day plans?

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    What events do you think would make it into the song We Didn't Start the Fire if it was extended into today?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some alternatives to Google Docs?

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    Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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    This is Odin. Odin won't let me touch him. When I get close he does flips and runs around.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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    Sandy's thrush is pretty much gone! Got this pic when I went to check on her today.

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    Sandy Lou (im)patiently waiting for breakfast

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    Important Sandy Update! She's moving farms on August 30th or 31st!

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    Sandy monchin on some grass. She's also being moved to a different farm!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's a random little memory that popped into your head today?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    how do I tell my boss that I am not studying for a certification he wants me to get in my own time?

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    Jelly acting like she didn't just jump directly onto my keyboard

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Does anyone else get so tired and depressed from saying you're good when people ask how you are?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How would you process the fact that a new friend of yours is a cop? (USA)

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    He may not have been the void, but boy did he stare back