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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • What're your favorite crossover universes?

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  • Control + Alan Wake

    If Remedy themselves held the rights to Max Payne, I'm pretty sure he would also be included in crossover shit involving the other two games.

  • Bambu Lab Firmware Update Forces Cloud Dependency & User Lock-In - AVOID THEIR 3D PRINTERS!

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  • I do like that my Aquilla can be modded so I can use whatever firmware (and literally any other hardware that fits) I want because it's open source and based on the Ender 3.

  • Check all Criminals to Continue

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  • If the cop is partially in the same square as Luigi, do I check it?

  • 'Don’t you dare start reneging!' MAGA fans turn on Trump over Friday night appointment

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  • These aren't exactly the brightest bulbs in the bunch.

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  • That's because they went back up in less than 24 hours.

  • Suck it DD/UberEats/GrubHub!

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  • Even with the free delivery, you're paying more. The price per item is higher through them than going in-store or using in-house delivery (if available).

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  • I totally have memories of my ancestors being absolute badasses and influencing nearly all of human history. Put me in the machine and I'll show you the way to the ark of the covenant so you can foolishly open it and melt your face.

  • I posted it for you

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  • It can't take a joke.

  • Google begins requiring JavaScript for Google Search

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  • MetaGer

    "Ehrnagawd! Meta ger!" - Slid Snack

  • Me with the 1993 Mario Bros movie

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  • I don't know how They Live ended up having two professional wrestlers giving us the worst fight scene since Kirk took on a Gorn.

    But at least we got some badass one liners.

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  • Oh shit. This isn't marijuana. It's knotweed! That explains everything!

  • ...I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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  • I also would like a reasonable amount of wars.

    The reasonable amount of wars just happens to be 0.

  • They're uncivilized

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  • The least they could have done is have a statue of Dukat lying the ground trying to protect himself as half a dozen bajoran children kicked him.

  • Transfer Patient

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  • Try playing on a bigger grid.

  • Do you have kids? Do you want to have kids? Did you regret having / not having kids?

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  • I've taken care of various small animals my whole life; the next logical thing would be a kid. Or a horse.

    Horse'd be cheaper, I reckon. And I can't afford that, so no way could I afford a kid.

  • TIL that tracing phone calls by keeping the phone line open is a totally outdated trope

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  • It is how phones without GPS hardware get your location for things like Maps and whatnot. If you've ever had it ask you to turn BT on for better accuracy, that's why; it just opens up more connection points to triangulate position.

    And, just triangulation itself works by doing math on the signal range between a minimum of 3 points of connectivity. It could be done with any wireless communication system.

  • As US TikTok users move to RedNote, some are encountering Chinese-style censorship for the first time

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  • Equality is equality 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Either we ban male nipples or let female nipples fly. Both would then be equal. One way would just be more fun than the other.

  • New commandment just dropped

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  • Elden Ring with summons be like:

  • TIL that tracing phone calls by keeping the phone line open is a totally outdated trope

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  • They don't even need that! They can triangulate from Bluetooth and wifi radios as well.