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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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    Europeans atm

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  • Annoying Orange: "Hey. Hey Greenland. You're mine now. Hahahahahaha!"

  • Fuck it, let's go back to dialup!

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  • The internet hasn't gone to shit. We can still make non-shitty, not-for-profit, not garbage things on it. You're literally using such a thing.

  • True True

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  • opens melon; dirt

    Fuck.

    Opens melon; fire

    Fuuuuck!

    Opens melon; wind

    FuUuUcK!

  • Biden Reportedly Spending Final Hours of Presidency in ‘Dark’ Mood: ‘Never Stopped Feeling Angry’ After Being Forced Out

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  • Honestly, I hadn't even heard of primaries until the 2016 election, let alone that you needed to register as a party member to participate (came as a surprise to me since I went in person and had to fill out a new voter registration thing). My civics classes were absolute garbage in school. I didn't learn shit.

  • RedNote Recruited US Influencers to Promote App Amid TikTok Ban Uncertainty

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  • I guess they looked and saw the line going up only after they said some shit about wanting to put a barrier in place to stop the influx of Western users.

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    The Fediverse Has No Hope

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  • People behave like people in spaces where people gather?

    If you seriously want a place where nobody trips on their power or runs their own shit their own way, you're gonna have to dig a hole in the ground and live in it.

  • What problems would absolute free speech have?

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  • I can go to the movies and scream "Fire!" Or be able to loudly make jokes about bombs at the airport.

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    There's a firefox plugin that fixes the Internet (a little).

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  • Based on the name "Detrumpify" I have to assume it filters out any content containing any combination of words containing "Donald Trump."

  • Oliver's debut on Lemmy

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  • In the upper right corner, just above Oliver's eye, is a piece of hair that is shaped like a heart. ♥️

  • Biden Reportedly Spending Final Hours of Presidency in ‘Dark’ Mood: ‘Never Stopped Feeling Angry’ After Being Forced Out

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  • Are you a registered Democrat? Afaik, for all those primaries you claim that didn't happen, you had to be registered as a party member to actually vote in them. I specifically re-registered as Democrat from independent to vote for Bernie in all of them.

  • Elon Musk's DOGE will be sued minutes after Trump is sworn in: report

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  • Efficiency means not following the rules. Getting things done faster, but ultimately shittier, because you're rushing it. Making quick descions even though you don't have enough information to make a good one.

  • TIL that tracing phone calls by keeping the phone line open is a totally outdated trope

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  • As US TikTok users move to RedNote, some are encountering Chinese-style censorship for the first time

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  • Covering all nipples: Not fun.

    Exposing all nipples: Fun.

    I'm pansexual; all nipples are fun. But only when they're free.

  • (Sad Alexander Noises)

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  • That was a Borg attack, yeah? It might be sadder to imagine kittens were there. Being assimilated.

  • Strange times...

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  • Wait... Cucumber is a berry and not some kind of squash? 🤯

    That means pickles are fruit, right? 🤔

  • Unfortunately

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  • Aw man! 😮‍💨

  • The Swamp Monster

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  • First it was gluten and now it's micro plastics that are gonna explode my balls. What isn't going to explode my god damn nuts? 😬

  • Supertroopers

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  • 3... 2... 1... Do eeet!

  • What’s Really Behind the House Bill to Ban Transgender Athletes from School Sports?

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  • "Bruh. It's not gay if they identify as a woman. You're good."