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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • NSFW

    What some weird stuff your body does?(can be NSFW)

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  • I can pop my clavical by pushing my shoulder toward my back with my opposite hand.

    I can inhale through my ass to fart on command.

    My thumbs can bend backwards without assistance from the other hand.

    I can inhale smoke from a cigarette or pipe or something, and blow it out of my ears (it hurts though; I don't like doing it).

    I can kinda wiggle my ears.

    I can put my own dick in my own butt, but just the tip.

    I can tell when there are electronics turned on around me even if they aren't intended to make noise, because they all seem to give off this kind of almost imperceptible high pitch whine. Not enough to be bothersome, but just enough to know something probably has current running through it.

  • Devils Panties 01/24/2025

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  • I think I touch my hair too much. Shit gets hella greasy not even that long after showering. I have nice hair for maybe a few hours after washing it, but I'm also constantly pushing it back out of my face.

    No, I will not cut it.

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    Why are my posts being downvoted?

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  • Federation takes time and if you have no users on your own instance who have posted to certain communities on other instances to kickstart federating them, you may be missing out on a lot of stuff.

    You really notice this when you're part of a small or inactive instance (like I am) and have to manually find communities and just post something in them to start seeing them populate.

    The OPs stuff is also mostly NSFW material on NSFW communities; if you have those blocked you wouldn't see them.

  • Roddenberry purists

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  • The mental disorder of Lower Decks is ADHD.

    Prodigy isn't a mental disorder. It's just not yet fully grown.

  • Seriously, wtf "living life a quarter of a mile at a time" does even mean?

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  • If, when playing a game or something, and someone says they "almost had me," I am compelled to respond with "you never had me. You never had your car."

  • Forbidden Philly cheese steak

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  • I was going to eat that mummy!

  • Coniferous Gang

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  • I'm all 'bout them Douglas Furries.

  • Bad Influence.

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  • Is it because the title track has the line "kick off your Sunday shoes?"

  • Removed Locked

    Is there a "normie" or more mainstream instance for Lemmy?

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  • That's funny because the majority of Lemmy.World are people who left Reddit during the 3rd party app-ocolypse. Though I suppose many of them also saw Reddit becoming more and more pro-Nazi as time went on. The loss of the apps was just the kick in the pants needed to actually leave.

  • What is the origin of your username/nickname?

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  • To be fair, Greek influences a lot of other languages. I had the thought the other day that if one were to learn Latin and Greek, they could probably do just fine in understanding a majority of other languages in use today since most of them derive so many of their words from those two languages.

  • Oops all Mushrooms

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  • Don't mind me. I'm just thinking about the time Voyager had to battle a plague of giant viruses.

  • Joe Rogan Blasts ‘Bulls**t Game’ of ‘Pretending’ Everyone Is ‘Hitler’ After Elon Musk Accused of ‘Nazi Salute’: ‘Crying Wolf’

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  • The only advice I ever took seriously from Joe Rogan was when he was still just doing comedy on stage and literally said "I am an idiot. Nobody should listen to me."

  • Let's not jump to conclusions

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  • "OMG guys look. Nazis were a specific group in Germany circa the 1940's. Elon is just a massive, authoritarian loving racist, okay? Not a Nazi. Read a dictionary."

    God I wish I just came up with that joke myself instead of basing it on real arguments I've heard. 😮‍💨

  • Bad Influence.

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  • It and Fahrenheit 451 are, ironically, among some of the most banned books in the US.

  • Bezos deletes 'LGBTQ+ rights' and 'equity for Black people' from Amazon policies

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  • Makes me wonder how many Lemmy instances are running off AWS servers.

  • What is the origin of your username/nickname?

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  • Yeah that's how it was supposed to be spelled, but I messed up when I actually made my account after combining my dog's names. lol

    Oddly enough, I thought it sounded vaguely Hawaiian.

  • What is the origin of your username/nickname?

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  • Kona + Loki + accidentally changing an O to an A = Kolanaki

    And then it turns out, it's also the name of a place in Greece.

  • What food or item/brand did you use to love, but isn't around anymore?

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  • Orbitz, the drink. The one with the little flavor balls floating in it. That shit was awesome.

    What's irritating about it's discontinuation is that the reason cited was people didn't like the little tapioca balls. And then boba became a craze. 😬

  • A worthy deal

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  • I take it you prefer dom-jot and jamaharon?

  • A Trump Executive Order has paused federal payouts on the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs and Inflation Reduction Act of 2022, including allocated funds.

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  • It's own tools in the input box don't even work on the web version? lol