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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • How do I fill the AI's prison with semen?

  • Cat on phone in background, laughing at unheard jokes

    "Who the hell is that guy, man?"

  • I feel like I've played as this cat in a video game before.

  • I knew my pants were out to get me after about the 5th time the pocket got snagged on a doorknob.

  • "This is what happened after he injected just ONE generative AI image into his arm."

  • The one on the left gives me "Nepheru just made a flirtatious pass at you, while simultaneously insulting you" vibe.

  • The most basic rules commonly required everywhere. When you have such specific rules, it ironically actually makes finding the password through brute force easier because you can eliminate a bunch of variables that could have existed without all the rules. I can eliminate any permutation under 8 characters, doesn't contain a number, and doesn't contain a special character.

    It will still possibly take a billion years to guess, but it could have been two billion without the rules.

    Of course, I also find it wild that the metric for how good an encryption or password system is, is just how long it would take to guess every possible combination of input it could be, sequentially. It doesn't account for a brute force attempt that just selects random inputs. It could take until the heat death of the universe... It could take 3 seconds. It's up to chance at that point. Not to mention all the easier ways of getting a password. Like gaslighting the person who knows it into giving it up.

  • They suck, but not nearly as much as the people that voted for Trump that are now claiming ignorance of his policies and regret their vote.

  • Cooking.

    Following a recipe is a good start, and at least allows you to feed yourself beyond microwaved bullshit or going out to a restaurant. Knowing the science behind it, however, can open up new avenues to making dishes you love even if you can't get all of the usual ingredients because you will know what you can use instead without compromising the taste or texture.

  • (The keys doesn't really make sense with her wanting to 'go')

    I was thinking it could be a gas station bathroom.

  • Lemons

    Jump
  • "When life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons."

  • He doesn't have a journal. He keeps a homnyl.

  • Whoa. I didn't know they made Luigi in a fuckable format.

  • Be out at a store

    Approached by service dog without owner

    Grab the handle on its back so it can lead me

    Takes me home

    MFW I'm now some dog's pet because I followed it home

    😯

  • Rick Asteroid!

  • The ones that end in Y.

  • I need this explained. Is this a bathroom?

  • Now it's bigger than it used to be.