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@ Kolanaki @pawb.social

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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who's not so little. 🇧​🇱​🇺​🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶

Sometimes I pretend to be stupid for fun. Other times I am not pretending.

  • I have no reason do deceive you.

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  • The best dicks are average sized but have an upward curve to hit the g-spot or prostate perfectly. 😌

  • What's the OLDEST surviving meme that YOU still use today, regardless of format, either with or without an image?

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  • Explain my trophy then:

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  • What's the OLDEST surviving meme that YOU still use today, regardless of format, either with or without an image?

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  • What is the most specific physical store you have encountered?

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  • I never went in for bulbs, but they certainly had a wide range of batteries. They were more reliable than Walmart or other places when I would need a random button style battery, like a CMOS or watch battery.

  • No Thanks [PizzaCake]

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  • Costume making and acting are arts. I consider cosplayers to be artists if they do at least one of those things (making their costume or at least acting like the character).

    But that's not as funny.

  • When you get meme content from other memer's memes in your small meme community

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  • Tile this across the whole screen and sync it to some grainy techno music and it's like I am back in 2000 browsing YTMND.

    🎵Captain Jean (Luc) Picard of the USS Enterprise. Make make make make make it so. Make it so.🎵

  • My social battery just died

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  • I'd jump off the nearest bridge, but that's also full of people. 😭

  • Made this after someone noticed her face looked like PirateSoftware

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  • The most notable thing about Thor I know is that his dad is the literal World of Warcraft guy from that one episode of South Park. Like, not that he looks similar; he was the actual inspiration for the character after Trey and Matt met him while touring Blizzard's offices.

  • Chapulines y guacamole - CDMX

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  • I've been wanting to try fried crickets ever since hearing that, at the time, the most popular stadium snack in America was fried sour cream & onion crickets. By all accounts I've seen from people who tried them, they taste basically identical to Pringles but more crunchy.

  • Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'

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  • At least I know the music I have from the band wasn't AI generated, since it's all well over a decade old now and before LLMs were a thing. But i probably won't be bothering with any new stuff they put out.

  • "What have I said about knocking?Always knock." - White Goodman

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  • That shoulda been my starship! Fuckin' Jean Luc Picard...

  • Cops Are Using Flock to Spy on People for the Crime of Standing Around

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  • Loitering is the dumbest illegal thing right up there with jay walking and criminalizing not having a home.

  • Your reminder to remove the microphone from your TV remote today

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  • Yeah? It's to use voice controls. Been a thing even before "smart" TVs.

  • “This is the AI men actually use”: Meta ads pushed apps nudifying real teens

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  • Let's make toxic masculinity work for good.

    "Real men don't use AI."

  • It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago

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  • "Captain's playing with his weiner in the turbolift again."

  • What do people even mean by "If you don't use AI, you'll fall behind"?

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  • Anyone saying that unironically has a vested interest in AI succeeding and are trying to produce FOMO. They likely missed their chance to make big bucks during the .com boom and they see AI as a second chance thinking it will inevitably become as ubiquitous as the internet itself.

    They can generally be ignored and nothing of value will be lost.

  • No Thanks [PizzaCake]

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  • It's a cosplay event.

    Everyone will be cosplaying as an artist.

  • What do Zelda fans think of the new trailer?

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  • I was more excited when I thought this was a trailer for the movie. I am not a big fan of remakes; I prefer entirely new things. The only thing aside from the visuals that would be beneficial is modernizing the control scheme; but OOT is so simple, the fact it was an early 3D game when they hadn't yet nailed the controls wouldn't really make a huge difference. The camera might control better having the right stick be dedicated to it; but that's about it.

  • The MAGA Right Is Only Pretending to Be Censored

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  • No, I'm pretty sure the racism and misogyny are "censored" (technically not censorship since censorship is when the government itself bans it) by most moderation in online spaces. That's why they flock to shit like X, Facebook, and Truth Social; where they won't be moderated for being disgusting little trolls.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Total buttheads

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
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    My pasta isn't cooked?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Other than money, what's something you would want an unlimited amount of?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    April Fools!

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    This is sum BULLSHIT!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I'll just stay senile, thanks.

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    I wish I had a BF or GF that looked at me the way my husky looks at me when I have food.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What physically feels the worst?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Get hugged, loser.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    They can be magnificent, but not always.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    As a Trek fan, this feels ominously threatening.