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@ Kolanaki @pawb.social

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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who's not so little. 🇧​🇱​🇺​🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶

Sometimes I pretend to be stupid for fun. Other times I am not pretending.

  • Greetings

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  • When the writers think it's funny to make a classically trained actor say the dumbest possible shit they can think of.

  • Who is the most hated musician and band that isn't really that bad?

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  • Currently Imagine Dragons. But I remember when Nickleback also was the butt of many jokes despite not being a terrible band.

  • I have no reason do deceive you.

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  • The best dicks are average sized but have an upward curve to hit the g-spot or prostate perfectly. 😌

  • What's the OLDEST surviving meme that YOU still use today, regardless of format, either with or without an image?

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  • Explain my trophy then:

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  • What's the OLDEST surviving meme that YOU still use today, regardless of format, either with or without an image?

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  • What is the most specific physical store you have encountered?

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  • I never went in for bulbs, but they certainly had a wide range of batteries. They were more reliable than Walmart or other places when I would need a random button style battery, like a CMOS or watch battery.

  • No Thanks [PizzaCake]

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  • Costume making and acting are arts. I consider cosplayers to be artists if they do at least one of those things (making their costume or at least acting like the character).

    But that's not as funny.

  • When you get meme content from other memer's memes in your small meme community

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  • Tile this across the whole screen and sync it to some grainy techno music and it's like I am back in 2000 browsing YTMND.

    🎵Captain Jean (Luc) Picard of the USS Enterprise. Make make make make make it so. Make it so.🎵

  • My social battery just died

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  • I'd jump off the nearest bridge, but that's also full of people. 😭

  • Made this after someone noticed her face looked like PirateSoftware

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  • The most notable thing about Thor I know is that his dad is the literal World of Warcraft guy from that one episode of South Park. Like, not that he looks similar; he was the actual inspiration for the character after Trey and Matt met him while touring Blizzard's offices.

  • Chapulines y guacamole - CDMX

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  • I've been wanting to try fried crickets ever since hearing that, at the time, the most popular stadium snack in America was fried sour cream & onion crickets. By all accounts I've seen from people who tried them, they taste basically identical to Pringles but more crunchy.

  • Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'

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  • At least I know the music I have from the band wasn't AI generated, since it's all well over a decade old now and before LLMs were a thing. But i probably won't be bothering with any new stuff they put out.

  • "What have I said about knocking?Always knock." - White Goodman

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  • That shoulda been my starship! Fuckin' Jean Luc Picard...

  • Cops Are Using Flock to Spy on People for the Crime of Standing Around

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  • Loitering is the dumbest illegal thing right up there with jay walking and criminalizing not having a home.

  • Your reminder to remove the microphone from your TV remote today

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  • Yeah? It's to use voice controls. Been a thing even before "smart" TVs.

  • “This is the AI men actually use”: Meta ads pushed apps nudifying real teens

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  • Let's make toxic masculinity work for good.

    "Real men don't use AI."

  • It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago

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  • "Captain's playing with his weiner in the turbolift again."

  • What do people even mean by "If you don't use AI, you'll fall behind"?

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  • Anyone saying that unironically has a vested interest in AI succeeding and are trying to produce FOMO. They likely missed their chance to make big bucks during the .com boom and they see AI as a second chance thinking it will inevitably become as ubiquitous as the internet itself.

    They can generally be ignored and nothing of value will be lost.

  • No Thanks [PizzaCake]

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  • It's a cosplay event.

    Everyone will be cosplaying as an artist.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Total buttheads

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
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    My pasta isn't cooked?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Other than money, what's something you would want an unlimited amount of?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    April Fools!

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    This is sum BULLSHIT!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I'll just stay senile, thanks.

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    I wish I had a BF or GF that looked at me the way my husky looks at me when I have food.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What physically feels the worst?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Get hugged, loser.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    They can be magnificent, but not always.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    As a Trek fan, this feels ominously threatening.