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@ Kolanaki @pawb.social

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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who's not so little. 🇧​🇱​🇺​🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶

Sometimes I pretend to be stupid for fun. Other times I am not pretending.

  • "Cheese" is literally American cheddar + sodium citrate as a stabalizer. It's cheese with 1 added ingredient. 😬

  • Great news for all 2 of them that wish to use EGS.

  • "Racism good?"

  • Batteries + Bulbs.

    They sold nothing but batteries and lightbulbs.

  • Rumi

    Jump
  • Why is there a dick sticking out of the top of Rumi's turban?

  • Humans are to animals what Jason Vorhees is to promiscuous teens.

  • Smoked a fatty with my dad while watching Cheech & Chong. Does that count?

  • I only ever got paranoid that I might be caught smoking before my parents knew I smoked and it was illegal here.

  • It's only when I see "lowkey" used to mean the exact opposite of its intended meaning, and without being sarcastic that I get annoyed. If it's hella loud and/or flashy, that shit is not lowkey, kiddos.

  • When it's raining but just in, like, one spot where you can go into it and then go out of it again is just about the craziest weather I've experienced.

    Unless earthquakes count as "weather." I was in "the big one" of '89 in California. I was only 4, but I remember it knocking me down when I was walking across the street and then sprinting home because of it.

  • "Wait. Which Data is the correct Data?"

    "Not it"

    "Not it"

    "Not- Fuck!"

  • Romulan Ship: "What are you doing in the neutral zone?"

    Enterprise: "What are you doing in the neutral zone?"

    Romulan ship: "WE ASKED YOU FIRST!"

  • May all your blows be 5 Mark Ruffalos.

  • Tron: Legacy

    The movie is basically just a ~90 minute Daft Punk video.

  • I want to know what voice Hardy gave Bane before the one we heard because I heard he was asked to change it because it sucked. I gotta hear how bad it was before the one they approved because I still wanna know why he gave him that voice.

  • If all of us do it they call it "looting."