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Jakylla

@ Jakylla @jlai.lu

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Ceci est mon compte lemmy principal (utilisé sauf si Jlai.lu est KO).

Genre/Pronoms: Ceux que vous voulez, hésitez pas à en changer à chaque phrase si ça vous amuse

My main Lemmy account, unless jlai.lu is down.

Pronouns: Any. Have fun mixing them all

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  • Wow, look like the cracker and the beehive are going together

  • Copper

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  • A block of diamond would be even better (copper being at 401 W/mK, Diamond at 3320 W/(mK), almost 10x better)

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  • Hopefully, the frog only have bones to show up, and does not contains explosive power. Looks like if it had, it would kamikaze itself like a Creeper without a doubt

  • Tips for Surviving the Heatwave

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  • 1: Live the night, close shutters the day2: Reduce activity to the essential3: Eat and drink fresh4: Share the knowledge, so that others do the same

    (Wait, is this a "How to be a zombie" checklist ?)

  • The worst of the worst

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  • rm -f /bin/rm

  • Incident Report: CVE-2026-LGTM

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  • Summary

    A malicious package passed seven independent AI-powered security gates, each of which failed to stop it for a different reason, none of which was “the code is safe.” The incident was resolved when the attacker’s autonomous agent read a file it shouldn’t have, which is also how the incident started.

    Seven LLMs were arranged in series. Six assumed another had read the code; the seventh read it and apologised.

    Key Learnings

    A cross-functional Agentic Security Working Group has been chartered, replacing the cross-functional Security Working Group established after CVE-2024-YIKES, which never met. The new working group’s kickoff has been scheduled by an AI calendaring assistant into the same slot as the CVE-2024-YIKES retrospective. The calendaring assistant has marked both as Tentative.

  • Prediction vs Reality

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  • The fact that Aviation and Maritime transports are visible, alongside large countries and continents emissions, is absolutely nuts.

  • Then a drone collapses the waveform

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  • With enough speed, both will not be oil tankers anymore after they collide. Unfortunately it may need more speed that they can achieve by themselves, we may need some kind of "oil tanker accelerator"

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  • Hexagon hurricane season isn't it ?

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    • Switch all protons and neutrons of the universe
    • Set PI = 3

  • Beastly

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  • Claude has become the search Engine. Stackoverflow doesn't even exist in the mind of Vibe coders around me. Disconnecting claude means coffee-time until it's back

  • #NULL!

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  • □□□□□□□□ !!

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  • And 13! is a lot of Polands

  • Uh well actually-

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  • Tap objects that are currently being exposed to true suffering:

     
        
The wall behind you, the upper-left of your hair,  the upper-right of your hair,  The wall behind you
The wall behind you, the top-left of your head,    the right of your head,        The wall behind you
The wall behind you, the bottom-left of your head, the bottom-right of your head, The wall behind you
The desk you are on, your left arm on the table,   your right arm below the desk, The desk you are on

  • Thor

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  • ProcrastinaThor

  • xkcd #3244: Pullback Drive

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  • Thanks for the fix ;)

  • xkcd #3244: Pullback Drive

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  • I heard about racing car having spinning wheels too, instead of breaking before turns, accumulating energy into them, then after the turn, releasing them for huge acceleration

  • You can save at least 40% by externalizing the CSS

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  • You can also save up to 100% by externalizing the HTML part too

  • Need a AI update

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if(payment == false) {
    blade.sharpness = 0;
    handle.confort = -2;
    reflection.displayAdd();
} else if(updated == true) {
    blade.sharpness = 4;
    handle.confort = 3;
} else {
    blade.sharpness = 3;
    handle.confort = 2;
    speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3");
}