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Jakylla

@ Jakylla @jlai.lu

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Ceci est mon compte lemmy principal (utilisé sauf si Jlai.lu est KO).

Genre/Pronoms: Ceux que vous voulez, hésitez pas à en changer à chaque phrase si ça vous amuse

My main Lemmy account, unless jlai.lu is down.

Pronouns: Any. Have fun mixing them all

  • Need a AI update

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if(payment == false) {
    blade.sharpness = 0;
    handle.confort = -2;
    reflection.displayAdd();
} else if(updated == true) {
    blade.sharpness = 4;
    handle.confort = 3;
} else {
    blade.sharpness = 3;
    handle.confort = 2;
    speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3");
}

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  • I hate that I can't translate this one to share it to the people around me that can't English, this one is too good

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  • A little part stills goes to soil and other, we wouldn't have coal if old trees decomposed all their CO2 back to the air

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  • The straight of Hormuz is both open and closed

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  • But are not the markets collapsing when the function opens ?

  • Die in honour

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  • Always have been

  • xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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  • Se.. No !

  • The mist of the www

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  • Classical error code 200

  • send thoughts and peer review

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  • Religion:

    If have only 1 hand, to be happy, just have to join them both

  • Getting rejected

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  • Send a CV with Java experience

    HR asks about some old native JavaScript Shenanigans

    Get rejected as CV is "obviously fake"

    Repeat

  • Yea it's kinda cool and all, but when is XANA gonna make it's appearance‽‽

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  • During Blind tests, the opening song is ALWAYS found within the first 3 notes, no exceptions; it has become a classic