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Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women's rights and do not support war of any kind.

  • It's not the 50s unless Captain Pike smokes a cigarette while giving out orders and drinks coffee from a paper cup. Then asks a sexy female officer to get him a plate of fried bacon and eggs because he hasn't eaten since his last shot of rye last night.

    But I don't know what I'm talking about .... that 50s mashup is amazing

  • I think that's called reddit

  • Lol .... this made me think of a dystopian universal translator in the Terran Universe

    Where the translator takes anything negative you say or any protestation or any disagreement and just translates it all into plain language in a normal volume voice like 'I respectfully disagree' ... even as you are screaming and shouting

    Even as they are carrying you away into the Agony Booth ... the translator just keeps speaking over your screaming and shouting ... 'I respectfully disagree'

  • The computer .... just before the ship wide system malfunction destabilizes the warp core ...

  • Exactly

    My best memory of my old friend was when me and couple of friends were sitting in my backyard with all our painting equipment. I was getting ready to paint the whole house but we were worried about rain. There were dark clouds in part of the sky, and we couldn't figure out if the weather report was going to forecast rain in our area or not. We were all debating that it was going to rain so we better not start ... while also saying that this is the only day we had time to do all this work.

    My old friend Barry (we called him Bud) just laughed at us all .... grabbed a brush, opened a can of paint and started painting. He said it's not raining right now so you'd better start .... and if it does start raining, you can stop.

    It trickled rain for a little bit and we stopped mid afternoon .... but by the end of the day, we finished painting the house.

    Thanks Bud ... I follow his forecasting logic all the time now.

  • Universal translator spontaneously catches fire

  • lol ..... I'm Indigenous Canadian and the joke in a lot of Indigenous Native families is that we should all have at least one white friend

    I'm married to a white Irish Canadian ... and the joke in her family is that they should have at least one Native friend

    We complete each other's families

  • All this just sounds like school yard shouting from lame assed bullies that shout insults but you know they will run as soon as you approach them

  • My best advice was from a friend of mine about 30 years ago

    He was far older than me and he just told me .... the forecast? ... just open the door and step outside ... is it raining? yes? no? ... is it sunny? yes? no? ... is it snowing? yes? no? ... is it windy? yes? no? ... has the apocalypse arrived? yes? no?

    that's all the forecasting you need.

  • If I had a coworker like that, I'd begin to understand Ted Kaczynski more

  • You should purposely misspell it from time to time to ..... homo

    And when people point it out, just apologize and say it was a typo .... be very apologetic and sincere and even offer to send cupcakes to them for the inconvenience (include some mild laxative in the cupcake .... and alternate to cannabis the next time it happens)

  • Tell that to Trump's self contained severed living head in a glass container in 2070

  • Someone should photoshop him holding a cat up to his chest in this photo

    Classic cheesy 60s era Bond villain

  • This is like hearing the school saying the two biggest bullies are going to fight in the yard after school

    Everyone knows that one of them can't hit any thing harder than a pillow and the other always chickens out against any opponent unless the person they'll punch is held down by four guys.

    The entire school knows that this shit show is a circus that will just be full of drama and no fighting .... but we're all going to head out onto the yard anyway to laugh at how stupid these idiots are going perform.

    I'll see you all on the yard after the last bell at 3pm

  • Country's falling apart and now everyone gets to talk about these two orangutans throwing shit at each other?

  • At the same club you'd run into the eastern woodland tit pecker

  • I wanted to be polite and thought it was pronounced 'Sillian' but always felt disturbed that it's pronounced 'Killian'

  • It's an ongoing joke in several futuristic fandoms like Star Trek and Futurama

    Humanity beats global warming by going through nuclear winter caused by global nuclear war.