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IninewCrow

@ ininewcrow @lemmy.ca

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Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women's rights and do not support war of any kind.

  • The day has been ruined

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  • Tuck it into your groin

  • Gravity!

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  • The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic

  • Kash Patel hits back at humiliating report that he demanded an FBI raid jacket

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  • More like a take from .... The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

    ... but not as funny :(

  • Feds forcibly yank woman in medical scrubs from car as she screams she's a US citizen

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  • Last time this happened, the country affected needed electro shock therapy to help them snap out of their delusions.

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  • This past summer I hadn't been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn't want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I'm not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam ... I threw the jar away after that.

  • what would happen?

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  • The stormtrooper is female .... she fires, misses and nearly kills the redshirt ... reshirt recovers and the stormtrooper is so overwhelmed with grief that they become close friends ... after a six month relationship, they get married and a year later have a child ... the child turns out to be a half human half wookie ... the birth severely complicates their marriage

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  • I GOT IT! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

    We make a single straight pipe the diameter of earth's orbit, and just slightly offset it to go near the surface of the sun.

    We pipe water at one end and send it off while earth continues it's orbit. We wait six months and we'll meet the other end of the pipe which will have nice hot steam arriving from the sun. We use the hot steam for six months until it condenses back to liquid water, then restart the process when we meet the other end of pipe again.

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  • A few trillion dollars under the table should work

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  • Then we have to wait until the purple PVC glue goes on sale

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  • Couple of years maybe ... maybe longer

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  • Then we have to get rid of the clouds

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  • We just have to pipe it faster

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  • Why don't we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.

  • Child care, on the other hand...

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  • My conservative inner demon trying to colonize my wild open self

  • Child care, on the other hand...

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  • Trump’s niece explains why ‘rattled’ president is lashing out at female reporters

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  • The only dumb thing I see now is how dumb America has generally become to normalize all this stupidity.

    He's an idiot president leading a nation of idiots.

  • Nostalgia

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  • I think you're confusing the nostalgia of other people.

    Most people are very fond and attached to their own personal nostalgia.

    But most often are not familiar or even don't understand other people's nostalgia.

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  • Third for Summit

  • Stranger Things be damned! (I'll get to it, I swear)

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  • Two screams one sugar