Bullshit. What the Nazis actually did was escape on submarines to the South Pole.
According to the rumors recorded in the mystical tome "In Lak'ech", at the end of World War II, the Fuhrer escaped with an elite group of troops in a set of submarines, and they set up a base on the South Pole.
Hitler also happens to still be alive in Antarctica, with 2 million soldiers under his command.
I still hold the belief that prion disease (like CJD) is the best way for him to go. It has several advantages over getting his throat slit:
Someone with a slit throat will die on the spot. Someone with CJD will experience a slow and painful death over several months as they lose control of their body.
Trump no doubt has so much security that someone going for the throat is impossible. Prions can appear for anybody; it doesn't matter how careful you are.
Related to the above, Trump would spend his last months doing everything in his power to cure himself of prion disease. But literally nothing would be able to save him.
And when Trump dies of prion disease, his brain could be donated to science, so that scientists can research more on how prions work. I'm sure Trump would hate that.
His desperation makes me wonder if he'll do a big family annihilator thing before he's removed from power.
"I won the 2028 election! It was ME! But those Radical Left judges in the SCOTUS said I'm ineligible! Therefore, I'm going to do what I was planning for my next term in only the next few months! Every living thing in Iran will be DEAD before the week is out! Same with the Radical Left cities like Chicago and Los Angeles! No survivors, no prisoners! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Yep. Pretty much. It would be one of those rare times I vote for one of the Big Two.