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I_Jedi

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  • Democrats Lead Republicans in Polls Three Months Ahead of Midterms

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  • Staying home is a terrible idea.

    People get way more upset when people such as myself vote third party, so that is what the non-voters must do.

  • Democrats Lead Republicans in Polls Three Months Ahead of Midterms

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  • It's just Stranger Danger at play. You can never trust a Stranger.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • Are you sure?

  • Shifting left, Democrats see universal healthcare, taxing the rich as 'essential', Reuters/Ipsos poll finds

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  • Exactly what I was going for.

  • Shifting left, Democrats see universal healthcare, taxing the rich as 'essential', Reuters/Ipsos poll finds

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  • It's the "Inquisitor Cycle" variant of Christianity. I don't think they have an official name, so...yeah.

  • Shifting left, Democrats see universal healthcare, taxing the rich as 'essential', Reuters/Ipsos poll finds

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  • Aha! Excellent question! The reason why human decency is considered evil is very simple.

    When Jesus escaped the cross and purged everyone who tried to kill him at Golgotha, he explained that forgiveness, mercy, and humility are weaknesses of the human condition. If you feel someone has crossed you, then you are obligated by the LORD to get revenge, or you would be committing the mortal sin of mercy.

    Observe Figure A down below. The evil ones who perverted Christ's message favor the straight cross, since they believe that he actually wanted humans to be humble, forgiving, and weak. The true followers use this bent ends variant, which demonstrates how Christ changed his mind after the Romans failed to kill him.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • Ol' John Brown didn't envelop the entire Eastern Seaboard with toxic psychedelic gas, putting him on said kill list, though.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • The F2 sellers will have me killed if I try to buy it from them, since I'm on the US government's kill list. It would be impossible to use my credit card, since the government would drop a bomb on my head as soon as I go to collect the goods.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • Sure. Can you provide sufficient liquid F2 whose gaseous form can achieve 500 ppm over a diameter of 50 kilometers? A sufficiently powerful smoke machine which can achieve this concentration over that area using the provided F2 is also required. These materials must be transferred to the center of Moscow undetected.

    Think you can whip up that grocery list for me? Or do you have an excuse?

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • I lack sufficient materials.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • They still let me by the voting booths, and I always "accidentally" vote third party.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • I trust him more than you.

  • Bernie Sanders urges progressives to vote Democratic in November

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  • John Brown was also an influential speaker of his time. A really cool dude. Though what happened to him shows that the US citizenry never had the stones to fight for what they believe in. They only think they do.

  • The Democrats have one last chance to halt the erosion of US democracy – and it’s less than 100 days away

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  • They say they feel bad after seeing a dude get beaten to death on the way back from work. Their opponent would laugh instead, or would be conducting the beating.

  • 'Climate hushing' has swept the Democratic Party. New polling suggests it's a mistake.

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  • Aha! The solution to the CO2 problem is so very simple. Scientists only need to follow these very simple instructions:

    It's a truly genius plan. Amazing scientists haven't implemented it yet.

  • How rogue officers turned a nationwide camera network into a tool for stalking

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  • MAGA Exiles Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson Declare War on Trump: ‘He Betrayed Us All’

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  • Vote Red as you're Led?

  • Bill to lower voting age to 16 introduced in Parliament

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  • But even that can't compare to drinking methanol to get drunk, which is sure to make you blind, and then dead. Formaldehyde is even more bad for you than acetone is.

  • Bill to lower voting age to 16 introduced in Parliament

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  • The least poisonous of its siblings, yes. There is, in fact, an alcohol that 16 year olds can absolutely drink. Legally too! Isopropanol can be bought from your local store as hand sanitizer.

    While it probably won't kill you, the effects of the hangover is far far worse than typical ethanol. There's a very good chance that anyone who drinks it will end up in the hospital. Turns out the nail polish remover the body makes from isopropanol is very dangerous.

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    Trump extends ceasefire in Iran, citing ‘seriously fractured’ Iranian government

    www.cnbc.com /2026/04/21/trump-iran-war-ceasefire.html
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    Trump warns Iran’s ‘whole civilization will die tonight’ unless deal struck

    www.cnbc.com /2026/04/07/iran-war-trump-deadline.html
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    Trump threatens ‘completely obliterating’ Iranian infrastructure as possible escalation looms

    www.politico.com /news/2026/03/30/trump-iran-strikes-escalation-00850005
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    Trump threatens to attack Iran's power plants if Strait of Hormuz not opened within 48 hours

    www.aa.com.tr /en/americas/trump-threatens-to-attack-irans-power-plants-if-strait-of-hormuz-not-opened-within-48-hours/3874384
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    Trump threatens to put ICE agents in airports over funding impasse

    www.reuters.com /world/us/trump-threatens-put-ice-agents-airports-over-funding-impasse-2026-03-21/
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    Trump says Israel attacked Iran's South Pars gas field without US and Qatari involvement

    www.jpost.com /middle-east/iran-news/article-890486
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    Trump Warns Iran Against Laying Mines in the Strait of Hormuz

    www.bloomberg.com /news/articles/2026-03-10/trump-warns-iran-against-laying-mines-in-the-strait-of-hormuz
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    Trump warns Iran of response '20 times harder' if Strait of Hormuz blocked

    www.aa.com.tr /en/americas/trump-warns-iran-of-response-20-times-harder-if-strait-of-hormuz-blocked/3857420
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    Trump vows to hit ‘very hard’ after Iran’s president says he won’t surrender

    www.politico.com /news/2026/03/07/trump-iran-threat-military-strike-surrender-00818032
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    Trump says there will be no deal with Iran except 'unconditional surrender'

    www.reuters.com /world/us/trump-says-there-will-be-no-deal-with-iran-except-unconditional-surrender-2026-03-06/
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    US government partially shuts down despite last minute funding deal

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/ce8rk33dpvmo