I_Jedi

@ I_Jedi @lemmy.today

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10 mo. ago

Ah, but don't you see? If he didn't stop the solar panels, they would've stolen the Earth's entire magnetic moment. And then, they would've stolen the Earth's electromagnetism, which means the loss of all light. This would've spread to the Sun itself, destroying the entire universe.

2w ago

Judge denies Minnesota bid to extradite ICE officer from Texas, paving way for his release from custordy

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 2w ago

It's never too early to learn some useful chemistry. They say that chalcogens other than oxygen, and halogens, are excellent ICE repellent. The smell of such compounds are unbearable.

3w ago

The world could face the biggest credit crunch in history – thanks to Donald Trump

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

Sounds like there could be another "debt ceiling crisis".

3w ago

Trump administration recommends stripping American Bar Association of law school oversight authority

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

In the words of Doctor Trager:

This patient also, unfortunately, didn't make it. I tried my best, but I'm just a doctor, not a miracle-worker. And I'm pretty new to this whole "doctor" thing, so I'm still working out all the kinks.

I've managed to slim back personnel by more than eighty people. Which means short term savings in salary and long term savings in pension and health care costs.

AND I've been figuring out a lot about biology. I was on the fence about it before, but now I can say with absolute certainty that a person can't live without his kidneys. You learn something new every day.

3w ago

Micah Beckwith, the lieutenant governor of Indiana, says Islam is more dangerous than Nazism

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

Electromagnetism is responsible for all chemistry, which enables the existence of various toxins, which are very bad for everyone.

3w ago

‘ECONOMIC D-DAY!’ Trump Declares ‘CRUSHING’ Blow to Iran’s Economy — After Deal Talks ‘TRAGICALLY’ Collapsed

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

In case any of you want the source from the man himself:

No one has given the Islamic Republic of Iran a greater opportunity to make a Deal than me. TRAGICALLY, for them, they have failed to take it. Therefore, today, I am announcing the MOST CRUSHING ECONOMIC OPERATION EVER TAKEN AGAINST ANY COUNTRY! This will be Economic Warfare and Isolation on an unprecedented scale. Their navy is gone, their air force is destroyed, their military factories are now rubble, their currency is worthless, and their country is hanging by a thread. Today, I am also announcing that ANY country that allows its financial institutions, businesses, airports, or government entities to provide any type of lifeline to Iran will itself face TREMENDOUS Economic Consequences. Oil smuggling, swap lines, cash transfers, exchange houses, ship registries, front companies — It all needs to stop NOW. You know who you are. This will be an ECONOMIC D-DAY, and we need all of our Allies to stand with the United States of America to isolate, and defeat, the Iran threat. These maniacs are on the ropes, and these HISTORIC MEASURES will cripple them and their ability to project terror worldwide. IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Source if you can stomach it

3w ago

ABC sues FCC over challenge to its broadcast licenses, saying actions present 'existential threat'

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

Oh yes. There is a belief that, if enough people believe in a different reality, that reality becomes the real one.

Clearly, they want to make the belief that ABC are evil seditionists working directly for whoever Trump's enemies are these days the true history.

3w ago

Hakeem Jeffries says he doesn't support Medicare for All or DSA agenda

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

Yeah I'm sure a downvote from the comfort of your desk helps at the ballot box.

3w ago

Hakeem Jeffries says he doesn't support Medicare for All or DSA agenda

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

When I have a weak argument, I like to go with the "God told me I'm right in a vision, unbeliever" option. Works every time.

3w ago

Hakeem Jeffries says ‘I don’t support’ the Democratic Socialists of America agenda: Full interview

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I_Jedi @lemmy.today 3w ago

Yes, of course. We must let cool heads prevail. And the coolest heads say "Please don't do that" when they are being [removed] by an antagonistic individual. The utmost patience when being fiendishly [removed] is what adults do. For not being a cool head is...not cool.