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I_Jedi

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  • Trump says it’s ‘treasonous’ to say US not winning war in Iran

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  • I wonder if the GOP will start using conditional statements to hide some lies. For example:

    "If we're winning the war in Iran, then I will personally release all of the Epstein Files myself on the DOJ website by June."

    "If the 2020 election was rigged in Biden's favor, then I should have a third term."

    "If I conquer Canada and squash their resistance without issue, then I will guarantee every unemployed person in the country a $200k/yr job."

    All true statements according to vacuous truth.

  • DoD strikes deals with major tech firms to deploy AI on classified networks

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  • It reminds me of SOMA where the AI interpreted "Keep the human staff alive" as "Turn the staff into walking cancer cells".

  • US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDP

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  • The US military will be too busy with power struggles to care about South America.

  • US debt exceeds 100 percent of GDP

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  • If the US goes down, they won't be able to NIMBY over South America. Those countries can rise to prominence on the world stage.

  • The Kirkification of Our Troubled Times. The culture has transitioned from memeing one man’s death to delighting in the memeing of wars in real time.

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  • Reminds me of A Taste of Armageddon where Chat GPT fights the war while the humans send the casualties into suicide booths.

  • Kamala Harris surges in new 2028 poll

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  • Would you honestly say you would be able to transition to your satisfaction under Biden?

    If yes, then all power to you. Perhaps I was too harsh on him.

    If no, then get a better nominee in the primary. I'm going third party unless I'm pretty confident one of the big two is serious about making things better. Mamdani, for instance.

  • Kamala Harris surges in new 2028 poll

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  • Wonderful. Looks like I'll be going third party again.

  • US Gov’t Reaches Deals to Cancel Two More Offshore Wind Projects and Refund Lease Fees

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  • Warning: Pictures inspire extreme terror.

  • Discomfort with modern technology shapes Gen Z's desire to live in the past

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  • I'm onboard with sending all of humanity to the Hadean Era. It'll be sweet. Maybe we'll even bootstrap paradox life into existence.

  • Hegseth Calls Iran War ‘Gift to the World’ Despite Economic Calamity, Food Shortages

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  • A gift from Dimitri Rascalov.

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  • Hmm? I see femcels depicted in Japanese fiction quite a lot. The character archetype where some crazy girl chases some poor dude with a knife out of love is rather popular.

    Or maybe the author doesn't count those because it's Eastern.

  • What is the "Mamdani Act"? GOP bill would ban socialists, Marxists from US

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  • You need only inform your nearest law enforcement officer that you favor China's government. Of course, deportation will not involve sending you to your Earthly country of origin. It will instead involve sending you to God directly, for judgement. But only after you reveal all you know to the uh, presiding cops looking over you. Naturally.

  • Chip Roy Unveils ‘MAMDANI Act’ to Bar, Deport Migrants Over Ideology

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  • I'd argue the opposite. No doubt people like Chip Roy would favor a slow and painful demise for anyone he views as a race traitor.

  • Trump energy secretary says gas prices might not drop back under $3 a gallon until 2027

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  • Ah yes. If Iran has nukes, then they will be used within the hour to kill us all. Confirmed by vacuous truth.

  • Trump energy secretary says gas prices might not drop back under $3 a gallon until 2027

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  • hmm yes "short term pain long term gain" and somesuch. Oh, and "you need to be a team player".

  • Trump energy secretary says gas prices might not drop back under $3 a gallon until 2027

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  • Gas costing $50 at the pump will aid renewables advocacy immensely.

    Or it means a lot more people will be unemployed. The Enforcer Class wants more people to beat within an inch of death.

  • Trump and Iran Are Both in Impossible Positions

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  • Trump made a response to the NYT article.

    For those people that still read The Failing New York Times and, despite the fact that Iran has been totally OBLITERATED, Militarily, and otherwise, you would think that Iran is actually winning or, at the very least, doing quite well — But that’s not true, and The New York Times knows that it’s FAKE NEWS! When does this Corrupt Media Outlet apologize for their LIES and horrible actions against me, my supporters, and our Country itself! HAVE THEY NO SHAME? HAVE THEY NO SENSE OF DECENCY? President DONALD J. TRUMP

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  • Pope Leo says he does not fear Trump, as he pushes back in feud over Iran war

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  • Things get even more fun if you look at the Gnostic view of Armageddon.

    Gnostics believe that God (the Abrahamic God, anyway) is an evil piece of shit. The whole Judgement Day thing is Abrahamic God exerting control over the physical realm, because you're supposed to think that you're not allowed to say no to him. Same goes for Armageddon - it has to be a big bombastic event because God hates you and wants you to suffer for not believing in him.

    Gnostic Armageddon is more personal. Your goal is to begin Armageddon, except Armageddon affects you and you alone, and when enacted you get tossed out of Abrahamic God's domain into somewhere more spiritual. While everyone else gets stuck fighting wars for their bloodthirsty master, you get to see what comes next.

  • Spaniards see Trump as the greatest threat to world peace, ahead of Putin

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  • If Trump was Putin's puppet, he wouldn't TACO out of his disputes with Europe. Greenland wouldn't be in Danish hands. Hell, Putin's puppet might even want to join the war in Ukraine on Russia's side.

    The only person Trump cares about is Trump. The best Putin can hope for is that Trump destroys a bunch of shit indiscriminately, which he is doing quite well. Some of the destroyed shit could be Russian assets, which Russia will have to endure.