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I Cast Fist

@ ICastFist @programming.dev

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Honey the aws is down again

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  • Thankfully, my family understands that stuff on the internet is "someone else's computer", so it's easy to explain why something is down - "It's their fault"

  • How "Learn to Code" Backfired on a Whole Generation

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  • Let's be real, a lot of people got in in the hopes of appeasing "the market". What "the market" wanted, and still wants, is an excess of qualified people, so they can more easily pick, choose and abuse the workers. This has been the case for ages.

  • How "Learn to Code" Backfired on a Whole Generation

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  • Hope everyone has updated their resumes already

  • Lemmings who made it out of incel-dom, what advice would you have to your previous self?

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  • Back in my incel years, a "female me" would've been a dream lol. I still lacked self-steem, but had a disproportionate view on my self worth despite being unremarkable in just about everything.

  • TIL that the USA has an application form that's 136 pages long to be filled by people applying for positions that involves national security.

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  • What's the reason why that form isn't digital?

  • As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity

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  • Stay on 10 and force M$ to give further updates because of sheer popularity, just like they had to with XP

  • But it kinda works tho...

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  • Just like captcha

  • People ask vegans what they eat

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  • Much healthier!

  • The last political cartoon ever published by New York Times - Antonio Moreira Antunes, 2019

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  • Yes, very alive and very happy. No, you may not contact him, nor his family, they are all very happy and very alive. Move along, don't interfere with their happy alive lives

  • Adam Ellis

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  • Reminds me of a greentext of a dude that didn't get laid because a spider scared the girl off. He killed the spider, only to later find out the girl had some DST. He mourned spiderbro.

  • TIL Bologna was a city full of towers between the 12th and the 13th century

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  • local superstition suggests that those who climb the Tower of Asinelli to the top will never finish their studies—bad luck for students, but good news for those who never tire of learning!

    That does sound a lot like wizards

  • duh-dum.

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  • "But we have our load balacing with 3 different AWS buckets!!!!"

  • Your entire life gets turned into a movie / short series by the best filmmaker in the world with unlimited budget, do you like your movie? How do you think people would rate it?

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  • Even with some artistic liberties and exaggerations, my life movie would be really fucking boring

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  • Yes, because I've never seen one without a trenchcoat :(

  • Bible and Quran apps flagged NSFW by F-Droid

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  • What would you do if you found an infinite money/duplication glitch in real life?

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  • Only the small fry. Bezos, Musk, Saud royal family and many more are still at large

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  • Rocks are vegetables nodnod

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  • I have a simple flowchart to determine what is or isn't a veggie:

    Can I eat it? -> Yes -> Does it come from an animal? -> No = Vegetable

  • Logitech CEO Hanneke Faber wants an AI agent in every board meeting

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  • But chatgpt won't berate the serfs and call them moochers, all while bragging about how hard he worked to get in the top position all by himself without anyone's help whatsoever!